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▫ May 26 2007, 21:09 Post #201
heres one more down to your level ..

Homer " weaseling out of things is important to learn .Its what seperates us from the animals , except the Weasel ."
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▫ May 26 2007, 21:13 Post #202
or this one

Homer " Im normally not a praying man , but if your up there superman , save me "
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▫ Dec 14 2007, 04:18 Post #203
Reviving this thread for some of the newer members
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▫ Dec 15 2007, 16:10 Post #204
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Reviving this thread for some of the newer members


A friend told me about his wife posting her boobs on a site, and then one night I was snapped (vodka and grapefruit juice, bondi) and I searched for the words and found this site and took a pic and posted it. And that was the day I became addicted to RMM.
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▫ Dec 15 2007, 19:37 Post #205
I didn't wind up here, I've always been here........
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▫ Dec 16 2007, 06:17 Post #206
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Reviving this thread for some of the newer members

Good call. :cheers:
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▫ Dec 16 2007, 13:12 Post #207
QUOTE(misschickie)
A friend told me about his wife posting her boobs on a site, and then one night I was snapped (vodka and grapefruit juice, bondi) and I searched for the words and found this site and took a pic and posted it.  And that was the day I became addicted to RMM.

and I bow down evryday and thank god that this happened .. :blink:
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▫ Dec 17 2007, 02:53 Post #208
QUOTE(misschickie)
A friend told me about his wife posting her boobs on a site, and then one night I was snapped (vodka and grapefruit juice, bondi) and I searched for the words and found this site and took a pic and posted it.  And that was the day I became addicted to RMM.


Alas... a star was born! (and what a refreshing drink)

QUOTE(paybarraman)
I didn't wind up here, I've always been here........


I thought you were stalking John freak's female companion and you saw him create the site?

QUOTE(closeup)
Good call.  :cheers:


Thanks brother :thumbup:
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▫ Dec 17 2007, 02:59 Post #209
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Much like you Gnappy I stumbled across rate my melons as a link on another site called rate my implants!

I have always for some reason beeen a fan of the 'rate me' site and like you said, this site seemed to have more genuine pics than others that had 15yr old boys post porn pics straight from the web.

I also procrastinated for a few months before joining and was happy enough just browsing the daily pictures. Not ebing able to comment on the pics as a guest I joined up and stumbled across these boards. Back then girls like Sussed2, Kiana and an early Hot J were giving us all hard ons and gnappy, puppet and pay were making me laugh and ever since this place has been like a drug! I cant get enough and I try and come on every day!

I love you RMM


I was reading through these posts and I realised I never really gave the full story!

Back in Feb of 2005 I had a slight mishap on a skateboard and I fractured me elbow. As a result I was off work and home for 6 weeks. So I was at home, bored and looking at porn and "rate me" sites online when I stumbled across this little gem.

The women here seemed to actual amateurs, and not porn lifted off the internet and that appealed to me. For a few months I did not even know there was a message forum here (hell, at the time I didn't know what the fuck a message forum was)

I browsed the daily pics as part of my routine for those 6 weeks and left comments where appropriate. Then one day as a visitor I could no longer leave comments so I signed up.

I did eventually stumble across the boards and the rest as they say.... is history
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▫ Dec 22 2007, 03:36 Post #210
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I was reading through these posts and I realised I never really gave the full story!

Back in Feb of 2005 I had a slight mishap on a skateboard and I fractured me elbow. As a result I was off work and home for 6 weeks. So I was at home, bored and looking at porn and "rate me" sites online when I stumbled across this little gem.

The women here seemed to actual amateurs, and not porn lifted off the internet and that appealed to me. For a few months I did not even know there was a message forum here (hell, at the time I didn't know what the fuck a message forum was)

I browsed the daily pics as part of my routine for those 6 weeks and left comments where appropriate. Then one day as a visitor I could no longer leave comments so I signed up.

I did eventually stumble across the boards and the rest as they say.... is history


It's cool to see how a legend is born. :kisses:

Sorry to hear about the boarding mishap.
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▫ Dec 22 2007, 05:39 Post #211
I just came across this site somehow one time when i was looking at porn :shuwks: . Told PP about it and she was pretty keen to contribute lol.
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▫ Dec 22 2007, 06:12 Post #212
I don't remember. But I know that in some way or another I stumbled across one of Redneckgirl's pics and fell in love! I didn't register at first but when I felt like it I did... but I didn't post since real soon.
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▫ Dec 23 2007, 22:31 Post #213
QUOTE(misschickie)
It's cool to see how a legend is born.  :kisses:

Sorry to hear about the boarding mishap.


Haha thanks Chickie... and the elbow is fine now although it does give me grief one or two days a year. The doctor said of any bone to break/fracture in your body your coxis and elbow are the most painful.... thanks Doc!

QUOTE(frank_grimes)
I just came across this site somehow one time when i was looking at porn :shuwks: . Told PP about it and she was pretty keen to contribute lol.


Simple yet very effective
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▫ Dec 23 2007, 23:15 Post #214
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Haha thanks Chickie... and the elbow is fine now although it does give me grief one or two days a year. The doctor said of any bone to break/fracture in your body your coxis and elbow are the most painful.... thanks Doc!


I hear ya, brother...

I had an elbow fracture when I was 9, I was rollerskating. I complained to my mom, and she said, "oh, you're fine, stop faking" and she made me go on a hike with the family, and I am holding my arm in my jacket for about 2 hours...my dad finally took pity on me and took me to emergency who confirmed a fracture. Damn, that was some good guilt for the following 6 months!
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▫ Dec 24 2007, 16:48 Post #215
QUOTE(misschickie)
I hear ya, brother...

I had an elbow fracture when I was 9, I was rollerskating.  I complained to my mom, and she said, "oh, you're fine, stop faking" and she made me go on a hike with the family, and I am holding my arm in my jacket for about 2 hours...my dad finally took pity on me and took me to emergency who confirmed a fracture.  Damn, that was some good guilt for the following 6 months!

C'mere and lemme hold you...... :wub:
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▫ Dec 24 2007, 18:50 Post #216
QUOTE(misschickie)
I hear ya, brother...

I had an elbow fracture when I was 9, I was rollerskating.  I complained to my mom, and she said, "oh, you're fine, stop faking" and she made me go on a hike with the family, and I am holding my arm in my jacket for about 2 hours...my dad finally took pity on me and took me to emergency who confirmed a fracture.  Damn, that was some good guilt for the following 6 months!

I've got three titanium screws in my elbow. I broke it falling off a moving ramp in 2000. It seems fine but every now and then it aches.
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▫ Dec 24 2007, 20:02 Post #217
QUOTE(paybarraman)
C'mere and lemme hold you...... :wub:


I'm here...hold me. :kisses:

QUOTE(closeup)
I've got three titanium screws in my elbow. I broke it falling off a moving ramp in 2000. It seems fine but every now and then it aches.


Awww...you poor thing. :kisses:
We need to rename this thread elbow injuries, share yours!
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▫ Dec 24 2007, 21:52 Post #218
QUOTE(misschickie)
I hear ya, brother...

I had an elbow fracture when I was 9, I was rollerskating.  I complained to my mom, and she said, "oh, you're fine, stop faking" and she made me go on a hike with the family, and I am holding my arm in my jacket for about 2 hours...my dad finally took pity on me and took me to emergency who confirmed a fracture.  Damn, that was some good guilt for the following 6 months!
:lol:

I'm sorry, but I just had to laugh at this one. I'm sure that feeling of guilt was horrible for her.
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▫ Dec 27 2007, 03:27 Post #219
QUOTE(misschickie)
I hear ya, brother...

I had an elbow fracture when I was 9, I was rollerskating.  I complained to my mom, and she said, "oh, you're fine, stop faking" and she made me go on a hike with the family, and I am holding my arm in my jacket for about 2 hours...my dad finally took pity on me and took me to emergency who confirmed a fracture.  Damn, that was some good guilt for the following 6 months!


When I came off I knew straight away something was wrong and I drove my fucking self to the hospital, my wife met me there and every step from the carpark to the front door was agony.

I had x rays and the doctor told me I had bruised the joint and it'll be fine in 3 days. I felt like a pussy, I was in so much pain over some bruising?

Obviously it did not get better and on the 4th day I went to my regular GP who sent me for some further scans and it came up as a fracture through 40% of the bone... ouch!

QUOTE(closeup)
I've got three titanium screws in my elbow. I broke it falling off a moving ramp in 2000. It seems fine but every now and then it aches.


I feel that pain
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▫ Dec 27 2007, 06:31 Post #220
I'm feeling left out here, the only thing I ever injure is my ankles.

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