Sucks that you're sick! I think I'm coming down with something too .
What do you mean you have nothing to do here? Post pics of your luscious boobs!! The guys (and girls) love that shit!!
god. what a thread that was just what i was thinking.
im coming down with something too. its called....
what the fuck does a girl have to do to get some dick anymore! half naked, in front of the roaring warm fireplace, back my ass up to his cock....he leaves to get a drink of water and goes to sleep upstairs and doesnt come back!!!!!
Hmmmm, seems I'm half way there. Tequila.....check. Masturbation with cucumbers in front of camera.......pending..............
had two rum and cokes. cucumber thing is old hat to me. already used the back massager today (not on the back). already jilled off to half a dozen free porn trailers (22 second ones)..... take a bath and just go to bed?
not to change the subject, if there was one, but for the sake of boredom...
this weekend i was cutting some firewood in the woods with my chainsaw and when i got done, my boobs felt kinda weird. took my shirt and bra off and my bra was chock full of sawdust!
not to change the subject, if there was one, but for the sake of boredom...
this weekend i was cutting some firewood in the woods with my chainsaw and when i got done, my boobs felt kinda weird. took my shirt and bra off and my bra was chock full of sawdust!
god. what a thread that was just what i was thinking.
im coming down with something too. its called....
what the fuck does a girl have to do to get some dick anymore! half naked, in front of the roaring warm fireplace, back my ass up to his cock....he leaves to get a drink of water and goes to sleep upstairs and doesnt come back!!!!!
Thats is just waayyyy too wrong...
Skip the flight to Aussie land and fly east to Philly. Now that flight wouldn't be long at all!!!
god. what a thread that was just what i was thinking.
im coming down with something too. its called....
what the fuck does a girl have to do to get some dick anymore! half naked, in front of the roaring warm fireplace, back my ass up to his cock....he leaves to get a drink of water and goes to sleep upstairs and doesnt come back!!!!!
Did his balls fall off somewhere along the way?
Being gay isn't even an excuse in your case.
QUOTE(boanna)
had two rum and cokes. cucumber thing is old hat to me. already used the back massager today (not on the back). already jilled off to half a dozen free porn trailers (22 second ones)..... take a bath and just go to bed?
If you ever want any full length video clips, I'll hook you up with passes.
Conversely, if you're looking for 22 second sex, hit me up!
QUOTE(boanna)
not to change the subject, if there was one, but for the sake of boredom...
this weekend i was cutting some firewood in the woods with my chainsaw and when i got done, my boobs felt kinda weird. took my shirt and bra off and my bra was chock full of sawdust!
not to change the subject, if there was one, but for the sake of boredom...
this weekend i was cutting some firewood in the woods with my chainsaw and when i got done, my boobs felt kinda weird. took my shirt and bra off and my bra was chock full of sawdust!
I think if you did the sums and worked out flight hours to minutes of sex ratio... she'd still be better of flying to Sydney
Ahhh remember that shit. What a thread...You may have to occasionaly hook a brother up via PM
Will do. I WAS gonna start a free pass thread here, but the passes would die way quicker if a lot of ppl were using em.
I think if you did the sums and worked out flight hours to minutes of sex ratio... she'd still be better of flying to Sydney
Ahhh remember that shit. What a thread...You may have to occasionaly hook a brother up via PM
not to change the subject, if there was one, but for the sake of boredom...
this weekend i was cutting some firewood in the woods with my chainsaw and when i got done, my boobs felt kinda weird. took my shirt and bra off and my bra was chock full of sawdust!
damn to stumble on you in the woods , and you bra full of sawdust ..
imagine the disapointment after flying that long and finding a little bart waiting for ya ... your best hope is theres some stud on the plane and you can join the mile High club !!!!
Will do. I WAS gonna start a free pass thread here, but the passes would die way quicker if a lot of ppl were using em.
Yeah it wouldnt last a second!!! The Amateur Allure ones died quickly as it were...
QUOTE(ddd35)
imagine the disapointment after flying that long and finding a little bart waiting for ya ... your best hope is theres some stud on the plane and you can join the mile High club !!!!
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Post pics of your luscious boobs!! The guys (and girls) love that shit!! 
