I'm sorry I'm a little slow whe it comes to intelligent jokes.
it was the complete opposite of that.
QUOTE(misschickie)
still laughing...that just struck me funny, but then you usually do!
ohhh...that's the problem, you were looking for intelligence...you need to lower that bar!
and once you lower it, then lower it a little more.
I had guy at work tell us how his wife wanted bigger tits and wanted a boob job. He told her to try natural/other methods first. After a little research, he told her to rub toilet paper between her tits for 2 minutes, 3 times a day. After 2 months, she told him that they didn't grow at all. He looked at her and said he didn't understand why it wouldn't, seeing how big her ass got rubbing toilet paper on it, it should have worked on her tits.
I had guy at work tell us how his wife wanted bigger tits and wanted a boob job. He told her to try natural/other methods first. After a little research, he told her to rub toilet paper between her tits for 2 minutes, 3 times a day. After 2 months, she told him that they didn't grow at all. He looked at her and said he didn't understand why it wouldn't, seeing how big her ass got rubbing toilet paper on it, it should have worked on her tits.
I wonder if that's the same woman who came home from her doctors office and said to her husband," Honey, the doctor said I have the breasts of a twenty year- old." 'Oh yeah", he says, "Did he say anything about your fifty year old ass?" "No", she answered, "Your name never came up."
I wonder if that's the same woman who came home from her doctors office and said to her husband," Honey, the doctor said I have the breasts of a twenty year- old." 'Oh yeah", he says, "Did he say anything about your fifty year old ass?" "No", she answered, "Your name never came up."