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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:50 Post #681
Even though my man and i aren't gettin along in the least bit ( i know this is news to some of you and i do call him my date), i want to buy a porn from the web as a stocking stuffer which will become mine after the first preview....what is a cheap website where i can order more than one... for cheap remember...?????????
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:53 Post #682
QUOTE(hott1976)
Even though my man and i aren't gettin along in the least bit ( i know this is news to some of you and i do call him my date), i want to buy a porn from the web as a stocking stuffer which will become mine after the first preview....what is a cheap website where i can order more than one... for cheap remember...?????????


LMAO... i love that this is a SERIOUS question :lol:

i think you're asking the wrong 2 guys... remember, we're both of the opinion, "why buy it when there are so many ways to get it for free online?"

...plus it's a little close to the deadline; i don't think it would ship in time... probably better off going to your friendly, neighborhood sex store and seeing what they have in stock... (and then buying lots and lots of things for yourself to try out and show us :drama: )
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:54 Post #683
QUOTE(jrock8)
been a busy life... some good, some bad... but just takin' it a day at a time, ya' know?


Sounds like a few hurdles? I hope shit is cool brother

QUOTE(hott1976)
Even though my man and i aren't gettin along in the least bit ( i know this is news to some of you and i do call him my date), i want to buy a porn from the web as a stocking stuffer which will become mine after the first preview....what is a cheap website where i can order more than one... for cheap remember...?????????


Wow, I thought you two were rocking just fine?

Well what kind of cheap are you looking for? What kind of dollar figure are we talking? www.adultshop.com is probably your safest bet but Im sure if you google it you'll find some cheaper sites....

p.s can you be my "date" and buy me xmas presents like that?
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:55 Post #684
QUOTE(jrock8)
LMAO... i love that this is a SERIOUS question :lol:

i think you're asking the wrong 2 guys... remember, we're both of the opinion, "why buy it when there are so many ways to get it for free online?"
...plus it's a little close to the deadline; i don't think it would ship in time... probably better off going to your friendly, neighborhood sex store and seeing what they have in stock...  (and then buying lots and lots of things for yourself to try out and show us  :drama: )


could not have said it better myself.... I actually dont buy porno DVD's... They are a rip off!
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:56 Post #685
QUOTE(hott1976)
Even though my man and i aren't gettin along in the least bit ( i know this is news to some of you and i do call him my date), i want to buy a porn from the web as a stocking stuffer which will become mine after the first preview....what is a cheap website where i can order more than one... for cheap remember...?????????


QUOTE(bondiguy)
Sounds like a few hurdles? I hope shit is cool brother
Wow, I thought you two were rocking just fine?

Well what kind of cheap are you looking for? What kind of dollar figure are we talking? www.adultshop.com is probably your safest bet but Im sure if you google it you'll find some cheaper sites....

p.s can you be my "date" and buy me xmas presents like that?


you want hott to stuff your stocking? dude, she's stunning and i'm sure a firecracker in bed and all... but still... that's a line i wouldn't want to cross :blink:
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:57 Post #686
QUOTE(jrock8)
you want hott to stuff your stocking?  dude, she's stunning and i'm sure a firecracker in bed and all... but still... that's a line i wouldn't want to cross :blink:


I am willing to make that sacrifice :P
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:58 Post #687
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I am willing to make that sacrifice :P


that explains the limp...
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 01:59 Post #688
well it wasnt' to long ago i went online and i ordered about 60 dollars worth of porn and i bought like 8 DVD's 6 great and 2 sucky.
I can't remember where i went but some were super cheap.
Yes Jork that is a serious question these days..i take my sex seriously and if i can't have a decent conversation i better at least get banged well. LOL
i have been to the dirty store to many times and the toys are just nasty and the adult movies are not that great. We only have ONE where i live and it's really for gay men...have either of you been there? LoL i just found one in my searches just now and will look at Bondi's suggestion. I don't care when it comes either. Bondi didn't you get it when i suggested how much he spewed in my mouth is morning and i was "gagging" . That tells me he is not really gettin it!! We need a little pick-me-up or at leas i do. so maybe i'll put it in my own damn stocking! LOL
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:02 Post #689
QUOTE(jrock8)
that explains the limp...


Doctor says my backbone is as strong as ever!

QUOTE(hott1976)
well it wasnt' to long ago i went online and i ordered about 60 dollars worth of porn and i bought like 8 DVD's 6 great and 2 sucky. 
I can't remember where i went but some were super cheap.
Yes Jork that is a serious question these days..i take my sex seriously and if i can't have a decent conversation i better at least get banged well.  LOL
i have been to the dirty store to many times and the toys are just nasty and the adult movies are not that great.  We only have ONE where i live and it's really for gay men...have either of you been there? LoL  i just found one in my searches just now and will look at Bondi's suggestion.  I don't care when it comes either.  Bondi didn't you get it when i suggested how much he spewed in my mouth is morning and i was "gagging" .  That tells me he is not really gettin it!!  We need a little pick-me-up  or at leas i do. so maybe i'll put it in my own damn stocking! LOL


I don't get things real well after the amount of Cuervo I drnak last night....

8 DVDs for $60US is a bargain! You are always hit and miss with porn...

Goodluck with everything :thumbup:
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:02 Post #690
by the way i'm not into she-male dvd's like any other's on this site probably are... ddd? does that include you? LOL
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:05 Post #691
QUOTE(hott1976)
well it wasnt' to long ago i went online and i ordered about 60 dollars worth of porn and i bought like 8 DVD's 6 great and 2 sucky. 
I can't remember where i went but some were super cheap.
Yes Jork that is a serious question these days..i take my sex seriously and if i can't have a decent conversation i better at least get banged well.  LOL
i have been to the dirty store to many times and the toys are just nasty and the adult movies are not that great.  We only have ONE where i live and it's really for gay men...have either of you been there? LoL  i just found one in my searches just now and will look at Bondi's suggestion.  I don't care when it comes either. Bondi didn't you get it when i suggested how much he spewed in my mouth is morning and i was "gagging" .  That tells me he is not really gettin it!!  We need a little pick-me-up  or at leas i do. so maybe i'll put it in my own damn stocking! LOL

No... but i'm sure it's fabulous! :gay: :lol:

phew... then you won't be disappointed in my performance...oh, wait... :ph34r:

i would offer my services instead... but can i at least watch? :drama: :P
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:05 Post #692
no help from you all? ugh? maybe i need pay here.
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:05 Post #693
QUOTE(hott1976)
by the way i'm not into she-male dvd's like any other's on this site probably are... ddd?  does that include you?  LOL


Well u bette not ask his suggestions then!

So serious question, what kind of porn turns you on?
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:06 Post #694
Hey Hott, go to www.babeland.com for best non man slanted porn. :)
Some really fine guys in the ones I have ordered!
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:06 Post #695
QUOTE(jrock8)
No... but i'm sure it's fabulous!  :gay: :lol:

phew... then you won't be disappointed in my performance...oh, wait...  :ph34r:

i would offer my services instead... but can i at least watch?  :drama: :P


That whole post.... :roflmao:

QUOTE(hott1976)
no help from you all?  ugh?  maybe i need pay here.


Why, are you in the market for telscopic lenses and chlorophorm? (i have no idea how to spell that)
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:07 Post #696
all i want is cheap suggestions cause i can't remember the site i bought them on...and yes they were 60$ for at least 8...i bought them at different times... so i got some here and then some there... oh well. sweetjuice help please.
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:07 Post #697
QUOTE(sweetjuice38)
Hey Hott, go to www.babeland.com for best non man slanted porn. :)
Some really fine guys in the ones I have ordered!


Jrock... you should have known that one!
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:08 Post #698
QUOTE(hott1976)
all i want is cheap suggestions cause i can't remember the site i bought them on...and yes they were 60$ for at least 8...i bought them at different times... so i got some here and then some there...   oh well.  sweetjuice help please.


Well that is really cheap!

I tried googling it for you but it kept coming up with Australian sites... so you'll have to google it for more local outlets
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:10 Post #699
QUOTE(sweetjuice38)
Hey Hott, go to www.babeland.com for best non man slanted porn. :)
Some really fine guys in the ones I have ordered!


Honestly...i don't care really if the guy is hot. I just would like to see two hot girls going at it. A decent guy is ok but the guys tend to act to desperate and ridiculous or...they take sooo freaking long to come after the girl has been riding in every different position and like a rockstar... great drugs buddy. I'm all about the girl on girl or girl-girl-guy stuff...
whatever but the girls can't be white trash.
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▫ Dec 23 2006, 02:12 Post #700
QUOTE(hott1976)
Honestly...i don't care really if the guy is hot.  I just would like to see two hot girls going at it.   A decent guy is ok but the guys tend to act to desperate and ridiculous or...they take sooo  freaking long to come after the girl has been riding in every different position and like a rockstar... great drugs buddy.  I'm all about the girl on girl or girl-girl-guy stuff...
whatever but the girls can't be white trash.


Do you have some sort of music/move downlaod program?

If you do, search Sapphic Erotica or We Live Together.... you shant be disappointed!

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