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Training Bra

Member No.: 25634 Posts: 7 Joined: 02/2008

▫ Mar 14 2008, 04:45 Post #1

I have to ask if anyone else has ever wanted to hit a celebrity with a large moving object?

Have you ever wanted to reach into the television and smack some sense into some famous goofball?

I am not talking about death here, only a slight maiming, or a body cast.

I would have to say it would be Britney Spear's for me. Her moronic life and inability to stay out of the tabloids has killed more trees than wild fires.
I just want to sit her down, after I have clipped her with the bus, and crack her over the skull with the Mallet of Common sense. I would say, "look you squirrelly bitch you need to be sterilized and put in a home for "special' people-forever'

Oh well, I will always have that dream.

C Cup

Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 14 2008, 08:17 Post #2

Hmmm... I think maybe you have "issues" that you need to deal with. As I am pretty damn sure that most of us here have had those thoughts.

Really, more than anything, I'd love to do it to some RMM members - that would be much more exciting.

A Cup

Member No.: 25812 Posts: 10 Joined: 02/2008

▫ Mar 14 2008, 08:31 Post #3

QUOTE(Ratt)

Hmmm... I think maybe you have "issues" that you need to deal with. As I am pretty damn sure that most of us here have had those thoughts.

Really, more than anything, I'd love to do it to some RMM members - that would be much more exciting.

I do have issues. Lots of issues. It is fun being partly insane - it helps keep people off balance.

A Cup

Member No.: 25812 Posts: 10 Joined: 02/2008

▫ Mar 14 2008, 08:35 Post #4

:blahblah:

QUOTE(corsair4u)

I do have issues. Lots of issues. It is fun being partly insane - it helps keep people off balance.

One of my issues is grammar - I also have issues. Lots of issues ....yadda yadda yadda.

Sorry for the 2 idiotic posts.

C Cup

Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 14 2008, 08:39 Post #5

QUOTE(corsair4u)

I do have issues. Lots of issues. It is fun being partly insane - it helps keep people off balance.

:2thumbsup:

Double D's

Member No.: 21236 Posts: 2,709 Joined: 03/2007

▫ Mar 14 2008, 14:09 Post #6

so....corsair and neptunecat are the same person?

and i'd run paris hilton down in a heartbeat.

C Cup

Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 14 2008, 14:17 Post #7

QUOTE(misschickie)

so....corsair and neptunecat are the same person?

and i'd run paris hilton down in a heartbeat.

*Narrowly avoided being mentioned there*

Thanks chickie...

A Cup

Member No.: 25812 Posts: 10 Joined: 02/2008

▫ Mar 14 2008, 16:18 Post #8

Same computer - two people.
I did post under the wrong name prior-my apologies
BTW Paris Hilton was #2 on my list.
Omarossa for the Celebrity Apprentice is #3

Double D's

Member No.: 2479 Posts: 3,556 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 14 2008, 17:37 Post #9

Is there some reason cosair, neptune, and mudplayer all have the Same IP Address?? I need an explaination from either of the three or you can lose two names and keep one... you decide

C Cup

Member No.: 11393 Posts: 903 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 15 2008, 06:45 Post #10

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)

Is there some reason cosair, neptune, and mudplayer all have the Same IP Address?? I need an explaination from either of the three or you can lose two names and keep one... you decide

C-Man, on the trail again...

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Mar 15 2008, 16:25 Post #11

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)

Is there some reason cosair, neptune, and mudplayer all have the Same IP Address?? I need an explaination from either of the three or you can lose two names and keep one... you decide

and the plot thickens :bang:

:bang:

Double D's

Member No.: 21236 Posts: 2,709 Joined: 03/2007

▫ Mar 15 2008, 17:08 Post #12

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)

Is there some reason cosair, neptune, and mudplayer all have the Same IP Address?? I need an explaination from either of the three or you can lose two names and keep one... you decide

hehehehe

:drama:

this should be good

Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Mar 15 2008, 18:52 Post #13

QUOTE(misschickie)

hehehehe

:drama:

this should be good

its like waiting on your new pics , I just cant hardly contain myself ...

Melon Master

Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 16 2008, 17:48 Post #14

QUOTE(misschickie)

hehehehe

:drama:

this should be good

A Cup

Member No.: 4860 Posts: 55 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 16 2008, 22:56 Post #15

Ann Coulter... I'd hit her with a goddam Tank going 100 mph

B Cup

Member No.: 23454 Posts: 210 Joined: 08/2007

▫ Mar 17 2008, 06:12 Post #16

QUOTE(sussed)

Ann Coulter... I'd hit her with a goddam Tank going 100 mph

Who s Ann coulter?.

C Cup

Member No.: 4691 Posts: 626 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 18 2008, 01:18 Post #17

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C Cup

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▫ Mar 18 2008, 03:10 Post #18

C Cup

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▫ Mar 18 2008, 03:24 Post #19

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Double D's

Member No.: 21236 Posts: 2,709 Joined: 03/2007

▫ Mar 18 2008, 04:35 Post #20

QUOTE(Damor)

For me it would be Rosie O'Donnell

i for one am loving her makeup-less blogs right now

QUOTE(icandoit)

Nancy Grace!!! :2gunsfiring:

:2gunsfiring:

Even the parodies of her on SNL drive me nuts :bang:

:bang:

oh hell yes!!!!!!

hiya, ican!

nobody wants to run over any male celebs?

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