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Member No.: 24270 View profile Log in to message
Training Bra
Member No.: 24270 Posts: 1 Joined: 10/2007
▫ Oct 20 2007, 19:20 Post #1
I have yahoo, and hotmail. I would like to find a lady to chat with. I have a webcam. Just am a little lonely and got out of a relationship. add me please. Norseman2001@yahoo.com or scruff_140@hotmail.com

I have been away at college the last 4 years in Iowa (I was born in San Diego and lived there forever) but I got a scholarship to a top ten university in the nation for wrestling. Since then I finished college at a University and got my B.A. I Finished my career of with over a 120 wins and ranked number 1 in the U.S.A. THE LAST 2 YEARS. After I moved back in July, I got hired as an asst manager (I work 40 hours) at my fitness club. I make good money but supplement my income with some modeling work on the side. I like going out to eat and other fun things. I go out but not to drink. I am fairly active, funny, kind, generous, understanding, honest, motivated, and am pretty friendly. That pretty much sums me up.

heres a pict
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Double D's
Member No.: 2479 Posts: 3,556 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Oct 20 2007, 22:33 Post #2
And you are on a chat forum to find a date... why?

You do know you are getting hazed for this one right ? :D
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A Cup
Member No.: 8470 Posts: 64 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 20 2007, 23:07 Post #3
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
And you are on a chat forum to find a date... why?   

You do know you are getting hazed for this one right ? :D


cman tells it like it is :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 20 2007, 23:10 Post #4
He's really gay and he wants to pick up 3D.... :blink: :gay:

:puke:
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A Cup
Member No.: 8470 Posts: 64 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 20 2007, 23:31 Post #5
QUOTE(evade20)
He's really gay and he wants to pick up 3D.... :blink:   :gay:
:puke:

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Oct 21 2007, 01:42 Post #6
Hey, cut the guy some slack. He was at least polite and honest. Not everyone is a computer whore who knows all the rules and customs after only three posts. Let's see how he follows up before we start jumping all over him.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 21 2007, 02:22 Post #7
QUOTE(closeup)
Hey, cut the guy some slack. He was at least polite and honest. Not everyone is a computer whore who knows all the rules and customs after only three posts. Let's see how he follows up before we start jumping all over him.


You mean one post that he spammed into three threads!

Slack...not a chance...
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A Cup
Member No.: 8470 Posts: 64 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 21 2007, 03:00 Post #8
QUOTE(evade20)
You mean one post that he spammed into three threads!

Slack...not a chance...
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D Cup
Member No.: 6095 Posts: 2,079 Joined: 04/2005
▫ Oct 21 2007, 03:17 Post #9
hey ladies

more that 20 yrs ago i was recruited to play on a top 100 div 2 soccer team. i opted to go to major univerisity where i was an intramural and club sport standout. i got my bs after 4.5 yrs and i also have my masters. i'll soon be retiring from my first career to start on my second. i don't have a pic of myself as my avatar because my six pack from 15 yrs ago is about a 8-10 pack. i am ugly as the day is long, but my cock swings to the floor (when i'm laying on my stomach). i don't eat and only drink popov vodka out of the plastic bottle. i'm only into rough sex that gratifies me and you have to leave before the sun comes up. well ladies that's me. i'll be waiting for you to contact me for a hot date of 30 second fucking.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 21 2007, 05:08 Post #10
QUOTE(foghorn)
hey ladies

more that 20 yrs ago i was recruited to play on a top 100 div 2 soccer team.  i opted to go to  major univerisity where i was an intramural and club sport standout.  i got my bs after 4.5 yrs and i also have my masters.  i'll soon be retiring from my first career to start on my second.  i don't have a pic of myself as my avatar because my six pack from 15 yrs ago is about a 8-10 pack.  i am ugly as the day is long, but my cock swings to the floor (when i'm laying on my stomach).  i don't eat and only drink popov vodka out of the plastic bottle.  i'm only into rough sex that gratifies me and you have to leave before the sun comes up.  well ladies that's me.  i'll be waiting for you to contact me for a hot date of 30 second fucking.


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Ladies, I've got a six-pack in the fridge... Unless you prefer it warm. :ph34r:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 21 2007, 06:35 Post #11
My first guess is if this is who he says he is, thats not his pic. I mean that dude wouldn't have trouble getting pussy, this guy's begging for it on a chat forum
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B Cup
Member No.: 21497 Posts: 141 Joined: 04/2007
▫ Oct 21 2007, 07:58 Post #12
QUOTE(foghorn)
hey ladies

more that 20 yrs ago i was recruited to play on a top 100 div 2 soccer team.  i opted to go to  major univerisity where i was an intramural and club sport standout.  i got my bs after 4.5 yrs and i also have my masters.  i'll soon be retiring from my first career to start on my second.  i don't have a pic of myself as my avatar because my six pack from 15 yrs ago is about a 8-10 pack.  i am ugly as the day is long, but my cock swings to the floor (when i'm laying on my stomach).  i don't eat and only drink popov vodka out of the plastic bottle.  i'm only into rough sex that gratifies me and you have to leave before the sun comes up.  well ladies that's me.  i'll be waiting for you to contact me for a hot date of 30 second fucking.


Where does the line start? :wub:
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B Cup
Member No.: 21497 Posts: 141 Joined: 04/2007
▫ Oct 21 2007, 08:04 Post #13
QUOTE(evade20)
:roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:   :roflmao:
Ladies,  I've got a six-pack in the fridge...  Unless you prefer it warm.  :ph34r:


Just a six-pack? :(
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C Cup
Member No.: 20703 Posts: 576 Joined: 02/2007
▫ Oct 21 2007, 08:12 Post #14
QUOTE(foghorn)
hey ladies

more that 20 yrs ago i was recruited to play on a top 100 div 2 soccer team.  i opted to go to  major univerisity where i was an intramural and club sport standout.  i got my bs after 4.5 yrs and i also have my masters.  i'll soon be retiring from my first career to start on my second.  i don't have a pic of myself as my avatar because my six pack from 15 yrs ago is about a 8-10 pack.  i am ugly as the day is long, but my cock swings to the floor (when i'm laying on my stomach).  i don't eat and only drink popov vodka out of the plastic bottle.  i'm only into rough sex that gratifies me and you have to leave before the sun comes up.  well ladies that's me.  i'll be waiting for you to contact me for a hot date of 30 second fucking.

You always were a sweet talker. :P Thats why we all love you. :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 21 2007, 08:30 Post #15
QUOTE(aimee2)
Just a six-pack? :(


If your coming over I'll send out for a case... :kisses:
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B Cup
Member No.: 21497 Posts: 141 Joined: 04/2007
▫ Oct 21 2007, 08:45 Post #16
QUOTE(evade20)
If your coming over I'll send out for a case... :kisses:


I feel much better now. :P :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 21 2007, 08:50 Post #17
QUOTE(aimee2)
I feel much better now. :P    :2thumbsup:


So do I... Might as well have some popcorn with our beer... :drama: :drama: :bonerfied: :bonerfied:
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B Cup
Member No.: 21497 Posts: 141 Joined: 04/2007
▫ Oct 21 2007, 08:56 Post #18
QUOTE(evade20)
So do I... Might as well have some popcorn with our beer...   :drama:   :drama: :bonerfied:   :bonerfied:


:bonerfied: Why is there wood in the popcorn? :o
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 21 2007, 09:16 Post #19
QUOTE(aimee2)
:bonerfied: Why is there wood in the popcorn?  :o


Aren't we going to watch some http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=penis+n+popcorn :P
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B Cup
Member No.: 21497 Posts: 141 Joined: 04/2007
▫ Oct 21 2007, 09:24 Post #20
QUOTE(evade20)
Aren't we going to watch some http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=penis+n+popcorn :P


:roflmao:

I was thinking we could make one! :suckadick:
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