The original melon rating community — rate, upload and compare.Forum
NSFW SFW

Forum › RateMyMelons.com › Member's 411 - All about me › Newb From Sunny South Florida And The Beaches

Welcome, guest Login / Sign up
Page 1 of 2 Log in to post
› Newb From Sunny South Florida And The Beaches 20,118 views
Member No.: 23710 View profile Log in to message
Training Bra
Member No.: 23710 Posts: 6 Joined: 09/2007
▫ Sep 4 2007, 01:31 Post #1
Well I had stumbled on this site a few years ago but not till know did I get hooked... I am a boob man and proud of it... Ladies bless you all for you have something I desire everyday :flashboobs: . Anyways I love to cycle and meet people. Just started to travel so hope to see the world sooner then later. Anyways i am either working out or on this site now lol hope to become a heavy blogger here. If your interested in asking me a question go ahead... I will get back as soon as possible... Hope to continue viewing all the 411's here and getting to know most of you all..
▲ Top
Member No.: 17840 View profile Log in to message
B Cup
Member No.: 17840 Posts: 317 Joined: 09/2006
▫ Sep 4 2007, 02:44 Post #2
Welcome to the site. You'll have a good time here unless you're an idiot.

Here are a few tips to consider:

1) Use the search feature before making new posts.
2) Realize that no one gives a damn about a picture of your cock, and if you are forced to actually put one on the site, put it in the appropriate thread. (hint: member's forum)
3) Show respect to the ladies on the site
4) Study up on Simpson's trivia.

Gluck :)
▲ Top
Member No.: 7542 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 4 2007, 04:03 Post #3
QUOTE(HardDick69)
Welcome to the site.  You'll have a good time here unless you're an idiot.

Here are a few tips to consider:

1)  Use the search feature before making new posts.
2) Realize that no one gives a damn about a picture of your cock, and if you are forced to actually put one on the site, put it in the appropriate thread. (hint: member's forum)
3) Show respect to the ladies on the site
4) Study up on Simpson's trivia.

Gluck :)


You just about fucking nailed it brother....

Welcome mate... Enjoy the festivities :cheers:
▲ Top
Member No.: 17840 View profile Log in to message
B Cup
Member No.: 17840 Posts: 317 Joined: 09/2006
▫ Sep 4 2007, 04:06 Post #4
QUOTE(bondiguy)
You just about fucking nailed it brother....

Welcome mate... Enjoy the festivities :cheers:


Haha yah man, we have to inform the newbies so they don't do stupid shit. We all know that 3d does enough stupid shit to last us a lifetime anyways :) haha
▲ Top
Member No.: 7542 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 4 2007, 04:07 Post #5
QUOTE(HardDick69)
Haha yah man, we have to inform the newbies so they don't do stupid shit.  We all know that 3d does enough stupid to last us a lifetime anyways :) haha


Yeah one village idiot is enough thank you :thumbup:
▲ Top
Member No.: 7542 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 4 2007, 04:43 Post #6
So I presume the pic you have up for rating is of your wife/partner?
▲ Top
Member No.: 17840 View profile Log in to message
B Cup
Member No.: 17840 Posts: 317 Joined: 09/2006
▫ Sep 4 2007, 04:52 Post #7
QUOTE(bondiguy)
So I presume the pic you have up for rating is of your wife/partner?


At least hes' getting off to a good start. The first pic he's posted hasn't been of himself :)
▲ Top
Member No.: 7542 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 4 2007, 04:56 Post #8
QUOTE(HardDick69)
At least hes' getting off to a good start. The first pic he's posted hasn't been of himself :)


touche mate... touche
▲ Top
Member No.: 23710 View profile Log in to message
Training Bra
Member No.: 23710 Posts: 6 Joined: 09/2007
▫ Sep 4 2007, 12:12 Post #9
QUOTE(bondiguy)
touche mate... touche

Yup thats her and no I amnot putting a dick pic on here its not ratemydick site lol.. thanks for the welcome :cheers: Oh hope you enjoy the pic i will be adding more...
▲ Top
Member No.: 11695 View profile Log in to message
E Cup+
Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Sep 4 2007, 20:37 Post #10
Welcome, slick. glad you could make it. Especially cuz you're willing to share your woman's, um, assets. :)

Catch ya 'round the boards.
▲ Top
Member No.: 19168 View profile Log in to message
D Cup
Member No.: 19168 Posts: 1,866 Joined: 11/2006
▫ Sep 4 2007, 20:56 Post #11
QUOTE(i3mta3i123)
Yup thats her and no I amnot putting a dick pic on here its not ratemydick site lol.. thanks for the welcome :cheers: Oh hope you enjoy the pic i will be adding more...


Haha... welcome to the site!! :) :flashboobs:
▲ Top
Member No.: 7542 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 5 2007, 03:31 Post #12
QUOTE(i3mta3i123)
Yup thats her and no I amnot putting a dick pic on here its not ratemydick site lol.. thanks for the welcome :cheers:


Thank god for that! :P
▲ Top
Member No.: 11695 View profile Log in to message
E Cup+
Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Sep 5 2007, 17:41 Post #13
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Thank god for that! :P

Okay.

thank you, God, for the bad stuff adults do, which distracts attention from the stuff I'm doing. Amen.
▲ Top
Member No.: 7542 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 6 2007, 04:20 Post #14
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Okay.
thank you, God, for the bad stuff adults do, which distracts attention from the stuff I'm doing.  Amen.


A stretch... but I'll pay that one :thumbup:
▲ Top
Member No.: 11695 View profile Log in to message
E Cup+
Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Sep 11 2007, 15:46 Post #15
QUOTE(bondiguy)
A stretch... but I'll pay that one :thumbup:

I was in a hurry. :unsure:
▲ Top
Member No.: 7542 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 12 2007, 05:35 Post #16
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I was in a hurry. :unsure:


Tryin to whore the boards in under 15 mins huh? :P
▲ Top
Member No.: 11695 View profile Log in to message
E Cup+
Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Sep 12 2007, 15:56 Post #17
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Tryin to whore the boards in under 15 mins huh? :P

nope. Trying to whore the boards in under 14 minutes, which left 1 minute for foreplay,sex, and cuddling with the wife.

well to be honest, the first 45 seconds out of that minute were spent whining and begging. :blink:
▲ Top
Member No.: 7542 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 13 2007, 04:49 Post #18
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
nope.  Trying to whore the boards in under 14 minutes, which left 1 minute for foreplay,sex, and cuddling with the wife.

well to be honest, the first 45 seconds out of that minute were spent whining and begging. :blink:


what about the final 10 seconds?
▲ Top
Member No.: 11695 View profile Log in to message
E Cup+
Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Sep 13 2007, 15:10 Post #19
QUOTE(bondiguy)
what about the final 10 seconds?

that's the time my wife uses to cry uncontrollably because she can't help it while reflecting on the beautiful experience.
▲ Top
Member No.: 7542 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Sep 13 2007, 22:14 Post #20
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
that's the time my wife uses to cry uncontrollably because she can't help it while reflecting on the beautiful experience.


I believe the first part of that sentence, the last... it's hard to swallow! :P
▲ Top

Please log in to reply.