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Member No.: 23469 Posts: 196 Joined: 08/2007
▫ Aug 20 2007, 12:56 Post #1
Um...long time lurker, first-time poster.

Howdy fellow boob enthusiasts! Just thought I'd do what the board says and introduce myself...I mean, the board doesn't talk to me, but well, there was this one time...it was late and I was really tired but hadn't gotten my daily boob fix yet, and so I got on for a few (hours) and I could have sworn the boobies were telling me to go to bed and they'll still be here when I come back. :blink:

Ok, now that you've gotten a glimpse of my distorted sense of humor, I hope I didn't frighten anyone away. They say first impressions are...something. I forget. Haven't heard that one in a while. Oh yeah...important! Welp, guess I blew that one, eh?

Anyway, so yah, as my name states I'm a leg man but I definitely have room in my heart for the boobies. I also enjoy women with both. I mean, who show both. To me. Often.

Seriously though. I enjoy the atmosphere here and it seems like a really cool place to visit and hang out. I'm always happy to show my appreciation for the ladies here, and there are some mighty fine ones, but I hate going to places and feeling pressured to say or post something or face banishment. I don't get that feeling here. Well, not yet anyway.

So...where's the fridge?!
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Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 21 2007, 04:20 Post #2
QUOTE(LegMan)
Um...long time lurker, first-time poster.

Howdy fellow boob enthusiasts! Just thought I'd do what the board says and introduce myself...I mean, the board doesn't talk to me, but well, there was this one time...it was late and I was really tired but hadn't gotten my daily boob fix yet, and so I got on for a few (hours) and I could have sworn the boobies were telling me to go to bed and they'll still be here when I come back.  :blink:

Ok, now that you've gotten a glimpse of my distorted sense of humor, I hope I didn't frighten anyone away. They say first impressions are...something. I forget. Haven't heard that one in a while. Oh yeah...important! Welp, guess I blew that one, eh?

Anyway, so yah, as my name states I'm a leg man but I definitely have room in my heart for the boobies. I also enjoy women with both. I mean, who show both. To me. Often.

Seriously though. I enjoy the atmosphere here and it seems like a really cool place to visit and hang out. I'm always happy to show my appreciation for the ladies here, and there are some mighty fine ones, but I hate going to places and feeling pressured to say or post something or face banishment. I don't get that feeling here. Well, not yet anyway.

So...where's the fridge?!


Humour you say? :blink:

You obviously haven't read very many BONDIGUY posts :P

In all seriousness welcome to RMM. Please read the FAQs as they will more than likely help you in receiving an arse beating from one of us Mods.... most importanatly enjoy the RMM experience :thumbup:
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Member No.: 23469 Posts: 196 Joined: 08/2007
▫ Aug 21 2007, 04:54 Post #3
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Humour you say?  :blink:
You obviously haven't read very many BONDIGUY posts :P

In all seriousness welcome to RMM. Please read the FAQs as they will more than likely help you in receiving an arse beating from one of us Mods.... most importanatly enjoy the RMM experience :thumbup:


Hey thanks for the welcome, man. And if I may ask, are any of the Mods of the female persuasion? And if there are, do I have to break the rules in order to get that spanking? ;)
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Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 21 2007, 05:05 Post #4
QUOTE(LegMan)
Hey thanks for the welcome, man. And if I may ask, are any of the Mods of the female persuasion? And if there are, do I have to break the rules in order to get that spanking?  ;)


There is... her name is Gnappster :thumbup:
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Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Aug 21 2007, 13:50 Post #5
QUOTE(bondiguy)
There is... her name is Gnappster :thumbup:


and she spanks like the bitch she is ... :spankin:
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▫ Aug 22 2007, 04:15 Post #6
QUOTE(ddd35)
and she spanks like  the bitch she is  ...  :spankin:


you know from personal experience?
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▫ Aug 22 2007, 04:27 Post #7
After some diligent detective work, and getting sidetracked countless times by melons, I have deduced that 1) boobies rock as much as ever, and 2) Gnappster WILL NOT be getting this private message I made before doing said detective work.

:2gunsfiring:
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▫ Aug 22 2007, 04:29 Post #8
QUOTE(LegMan)
After some diligent detective work, and getting sidetracked countless times by melons, I have deduced that 1) boobies rock as much as ever, and 2) Gnappster WILL NOT be getting this private message I made before doing said detective work.

:2gunsfiring:


:lol:

Almost got ya :P
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▫ Aug 22 2007, 04:36 Post #9
QUOTE(bondiguy)
:lol:

Almost got ya :P


I see I have met the snake to my mongoose...or is it the mongoose to my snake? :huh:
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▫ Aug 22 2007, 04:41 Post #10
QUOTE(LegMan)
I see I have met the snake to my mongoose...or is it the mongoose to my snake? :huh:


Unless that's code for marijuana and boobs I have no idea what ur talking about
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▫ Aug 22 2007, 12:59 Post #11
QUOTE(bondiguy)
you know from personal experience?

well bob told me ..of course .
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▫ Aug 22 2007, 13:00 Post #12
QUOTE(LegMan)
I see I have met the snake to my mongoose...or is it the mongoose to my snake? :huh:


good comparison .
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Aug 22 2007, 13:43 Post #13
QUOTE(ddd35)
well bob told me  ..of course  .

I said nothing of the sort.

Are you dreaming about me again? :blink:
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▫ Aug 22 2007, 18:03 Post #14
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I said nothing of the sort. 

Are you dreaming about me again?  :blink:


Im sure you told us all how gnappy spanks you better then any women has .. :)
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▫ Aug 22 2007, 18:52 Post #15
QUOTE(ddd35)
Im sure you told us all how gnappy spanks you better then any women has  ..  :)

Wasn't me. yup. I think we'll have to chalk that one up to another one of your crazy dreams
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▫ Aug 23 2007, 04:29 Post #16
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Wasn't me.  yup.  I think we'll have to chalk that one up to another one of your crazy dreams


That's what happens when the proper medication isn't administered
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▫ Aug 23 2007, 13:16 Post #17
QUOTE(bondiguy)
That's what happens when the proper medication isn't administered


I forgot my Ridlin today ... but dammit I took my Viagra ..
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▫ Aug 23 2007, 14:05 Post #18
QUOTE(bondiguy)
That's what happens when the proper medication isn't administered

If I wasn't lazy and knew exactly where to get the image, I'd get the FG of Abe dressing like a woman when his family ditches him and he doesn't get his meds.

QUOTE(ddd35)
I forgot my  Ridlin  today  ...  but dammit I took my Viagra  ..

Good for you! You gotta make sure you're able to bone up when you're masturbating.
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▫ Aug 23 2007, 17:38 Post #19
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
If I wasn't lazy and knew exactly where to get the image, I'd get the FG of Abe dressing like a woman when his family ditches him and he doesn't get his meds.
Good for you!  You gotta make sure you're able to bone up when you're masturbating.


well hell yes it gives ya 4 hours of masterbatory time . :whatever:
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▫ Aug 23 2007, 18:05 Post #20
QUOTE(ddd35)
well hell yes it gives ya  4 hours of  masterbatory time .  :whatever:

That's a long time to be whacking it around. You must have one hell of a callus built up. :blink:
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