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Melon Master

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▫ Jul 14 2007, 19:22 Post #1

okay now I searched and didnt find this topic , if its here then Im sorry..

Okay Yesterday I was driving along about 60 MPH and this young guy pulls out in front of me , and he just putts along about 40 MPH , well its in a no passing zone in a hilly section of road and I was in a hurry ,, when we finally got to wear i could pass the SOB sped up to 60 just pissed me off , luckily for him I had someplace to be or I would have followed the asshole to his location and had words with him ... :2gunsfiring:

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A Cup

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▫ Jul 15 2007, 01:03 Post #2

yer we get it quite alot even more so cause our car is modified when were just doing the usual dayly things they cathc the moment over take and try to be along side of us at the lights only to get there ass's whooped.great thread as every1 encounter's this during some point.x :2thumbsup:

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D Cup

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▫ Jul 15 2007, 04:24 Post #3

i find it best if you don't try to control it. i drive with a baton and a .45. when someone pisses me off, i shoot or beat the hell out of him or her. :2gunsfiring:

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B Cup

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▫ Jul 15 2007, 04:52 Post #4

You should have did what Jeff Gordon would have done...Put him in the pickers!

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 16 2007, 05:15 Post #5

QUOTE(ddd35)

okay now I searched and didnt find this topic , if its here then Im sorry..
Okay Yesterday I was driving along about 60 MPH and this young guy pulls out in front of me , and he just putts along about 40 MPH , well its in a no passing zone in a hilly section of road and I was in a hurry ,, when we finally got to wear i could pass the SOB sped up to 60 just pissed me off , luckily for him I had someplace to be or I would have followed the asshole to his location and had words with him ... :2gunsfiring:

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Nothing infuriates me more than the situation you just described!

Being a salesmen I am on the road quite a bit and come across all sorts of retards on the road. The other thing that gets my goat is in a multi lane road vehicles are required by law to stay to the left hand lane/s if not over taking (Where speed limit is 80km or more and remember, we drive on the left). So many people sit in the right hand lane doing 10 or 15 under the speed limit whilst there is not a car in sight in the left hand lane. Here I am with my cruise control on and I have to duck and weave the traffic! :2gunsfiring:

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Melon Master

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▫ Jul 16 2007, 12:14 Post #6

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Nothing infuriates me more than the situation you just described!

Being a salesmen I am on the road quite a bit and come across all sorts of retards on the road. The other thing that gets my goat is in a multi lane road vehicles are required by law to stay to the left hand lane/s if not over taking (Where speed limit is 80km or more and remember, we drive on the left). So many people sit in the right hand lane doing 10 or 15 under the speed limit whilst there is not a car in sight in the left hand lane. Here I am with my cruise control on and I have to duck and weave the traffic! :2gunsfiring:

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oh yes , I hate when that happens , after I started this thread I had a couple more incidents of people pulling out in front of me , Damn it just lites my fire ... :2gunsfiring:

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Melon Master

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▫ Jul 16 2007, 15:17 Post #7

morons driving drives me nuts. I don't even want to get started on this cuz I would be here all day, choking on my own rage.

Double D's

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▫ Jul 16 2007, 17:49 Post #8

Try driving a moving van thru New York City. Everyone is just so friendly and accommodating when you're trying trying to find an address or need to stop traffic to back the van into a tight driveway. I hardly let it get to me any more because I'd end up pissed off half my working life. Then, add in the fact that I drive a motorcycle and have to play "dodge the assholes", "watch out for grampa" and "put down that cell-phone and pay attention, you fucking moron" Three of my favorite games :bang:

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Melon Master

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▫ Jul 16 2007, 21:57 Post #9

QUOTE(ddd35)

okay now I searched and didnt find this topic , if its here then Im sorry..

This thread probably could have been put in the "Rant" thread. :nahnah:

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QUOTE(closeup)

Try driving a moving van thru New York City. Everyone is just so friendly and accommodating when you're trying trying to find an address or need to stop traffic to back the van into a tight driveway. :bang:

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Yeah! right! :bang:

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been there with a fairly small Pensky Rental Van,,,,And I'm no wheres near being a professional driver... :blink:

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Melon Master

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▫ Jul 17 2007, 04:13 Post #10

QUOTE(Gnappster)

morons driving drives me nuts. I don't even want to get started on this cuz I would be here all day, choking on my own rage.

drives you nuts huh?

Also, spotted

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 17 2007, 04:50 Post #11

QUOTE(bondiguy)

drives you nuts huh?

Also, spotted

oooh, he's good!

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 17 2007, 05:15 Post #12

QUOTE(Gnappster)

oooh, he's good!

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 17 2007, 14:49 Post #13

well yesterday I was th victim of another persons road rage , I as most you know am a farmer , I was mowing road banks with a large orange tractor and Batwing mower which is a 15' mower for those that dont know and I was mowing along and all of the sudden I realize theres a grey car beside me and theguy has his window down and hes flipping me off , well I looked at him and laughed and the guy shook his finger at me so I gave him the hulk hogan wave , COMe here ya mother fucker , and low and behold he rolled his window up and drove on , I have no idea who it was or why he was flipping me off ..but he sure didnt want to come out and play ...

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 17 2007, 15:25 Post #14

QUOTE(ddd35)

well yesterday I was th victim of another persons road rage , I as most you know am a farmer , I was mowing road banks with a large orange tractor and Batwing mower which is a 15' mower for those that dont know and I was mowing along and all of the sudden I realize theres a grey car beside me and theguy has his window down and hes flipping me off , well I looked at him and laughed and the guy shook his finger at me so I gave him the hulk hogan wave , COMe here ya mother fucker , and low and behold he rolled his window up and drove on , I have no idea who it was or why he was flipping me off ..but he sure didnt want to come out and play ...

probably someone from rmm :nahnah:

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C Cup

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▫ Jul 17 2007, 23:00 Post #15

I'd have to say my top two pet peeves while driving are:

1. when people pull out of a parking lot into your lane in front of you when there are no other cars behind you, just makes you ask why couldn't they wait the extra like 10 seconds

2. when people cannot pick a speed on a highway, makes me want cruise control too, but when the range from going 80 km/h then all of the sudden they'll be up to 110 km/h then back to 90, then up to 120 etc, just pick a speed already :2gunsfiring:

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Double D's

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▫ Jul 17 2007, 23:29 Post #16

QUOTE(ddd35)

well yesterday I was th victim of another persons road rage , I as most you know am a farmer , I was mowing road banks with a large orange tractor and Batwing mower which is a 15' mower for those that dont know and I was mowing along and all of the sudden I realize theres a grey car beside me and theguy has his window down and hes flipping me off , well I looked at him and laughed and the guy shook his finger at me so I gave him the hulk hogan wave , COMe here ya mother fucker , and low and behold he rolled his window up and drove on , I have no idea who it was or why he was flipping me off ..but he sure didnt want to come out and play ...

Maybe because you were going 5 mph and/or blocking his lane with your tractor?

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 18 2007, 04:15 Post #17

QUOTE(Gnappster)

probably someone from rmm :nahnah:

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QUOTE(Macdonald)

I'd have to say my top two pet peeves while driving are:

1. when people pull out of a parking lot into your lane in front of you when there are no other cars behind you, just makes you ask why couldn't they wait the extra like 10 seconds

ARgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh I fucking hate that too

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 18 2007, 16:49 Post #18

QUOTE(Macdonald)

I'd have to say my top two pet peeves while driving are:

1. when people pull out of a parking lot into your lane in front of you when there are no other cars behind you, just makes you ask why couldn't they wait the extra like 10 seconds

I HATE that one. They turn in front of you when they could have waited 5 seconds and just went behind you. This is the worst on the highway.

Melon Master

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▫ Jul 18 2007, 17:03 Post #19

QUOTE(Macdonald)

I'd have to say my top two pet peeves while driving are:

1. when people pull out of a parking lot into your lane in front of you when there are no other cars behind you, just makes you ask why couldn't they wait the extra like 10 seconds

2. when people cannot pick a speed on a highway, makes me want cruise control too, but when the range from going 80 km/h then all of the sudden they'll be up to 110 km/h then back to 90, then up to 120 etc, just pick a speed already :2gunsfiring:

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QUOTE(closeup)

Maybe because you were going 5 mph and/or blocking his lane with your tractor?

MAc I hate that to ,

Close up you may be right , but I think had more to do with the fact i have learned that it was a irate parent pertaining to school functions and they just realized it was me ....

Double D's

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▫ Jul 18 2007, 18:50 Post #20

QUOTE(ddd35)

MAc I hate that to ,

Close up you may be right , but I think had more to do with the fact i have learned that it was a irate parent pertaining to school functions and they just realized it was me ....

So what you're saying is the townsfolk could be throwing you the finger for any number of reasons?

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