I'm not a mod, but I'm drunk off my mother fucking ass.. chickie...what does daddy like right now!!!
I'mfucker thefuck up...
Whatever daddy wants!
Damn, I would love to take advantage of your hot ass when you are drunk! You'd wake up the next morning, leg still tied to the bed, you on the floor, edible bodypaint half licked off, a bottle in your hand, a cowboy hat on your head, a very, very tired dick and a t-shirt in the other hand that says...
Truer words were never spoken!
you sound scared.
oh hell, its not like its the last time I'll be drunk!
Its your fault for being in a time zone so far from me! And I know you are up for it!!
Damn, I would love to take advantage of your hot ass when you are drunk! You'd wake up the next morning, leg still tied to the bed, you on the floor, edible bodypaint half licked off, a bottle in your hand, a cowboy hat on your head, a very, very tired dick and a t-shirt in the other hand that says...
"I did chickie and I lived to tell the tail!".
Thats a night in paradise... knowing my luck I'd wake up with some creepy dude above me saying "know why your ass hurts....... that was me"