I am not sure what is frustrating me more.
~searching through a mountain of bondi-posts looking for it
~the fact that i can't find it
why do i feel like i have been sent to retreive a bucket of steam?
Both can be equally frustrating. I said somewhere, "I would drink the water from the log ride with you" which refers to Lisa drinking the water from the log ride at Duff Gardens
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...and just like all the others, she's disappointed the next day
I never promised mutual satisfaction, just bondi satusfaction
Both can be equally frustrating. I said somewhere, "I would drink the water from the log ride with you" which refers to Lisa drinking the water from the log ride at Duff Gardens
if i had seen that i would have recognized it for sure...damn i hate losing!!!!
You better believe it! If I ever went on Jeaopardy and 1990's Pop Culture came up, I'd kill it!
Sorry to do this to your thread but I was at another great place where they had a movie monologue thread and this is one of my alltime faves...
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
You better believe it! If I ever went on Jeaopardy and 1990's Pop Culture came up, I'd kill it!
Sorry to do this to your thread but I was at another great place where they had a movie monologue thread and this is one of my alltime faves...
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
please, i invite you to accost my thread!
pulp fiction...full of them! I love that one!
"You're the motherfucker who should be on brain detail"
damn...brain detail...that still makes me laugh
This is killer. Pulp along with Fight Club have the best dialogue in movies ever!
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.
Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull!
thanks!
hahah
