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▫ Apr 28 2006, 13:13 Post #541
All right, Gnappy, here goes...

At the risk of appearing gay, which I can assure everyone I'm not, I am throwing up post No. 1500 here in your 411. Why, you ask. :unsure: Well for a few reasons.

1) Everyone else I thought to give it to I've already posted in their threads today and I didn't want to trump my own posts.
2) I was thinking about Boanna, but she doesn't have a 411
3) I was thinking about Hott, but see reason No. 1
4) I only got to 1500 cuz I am a complete whore and I thought it appropriate to share No. 1500 with another whore
5) I've already dedicated posts to fellow whores nat and diane
6) by dedicating a post in your thread at the risk of appearing gay, I am displaying my security in my masculinity.
7) I figured you'd probably have a funny response that would make me laugh

So there you go. thanks for making the first 1500 interesting. :thumbup:

Now say something funny :blink:
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 16:28 Post #542
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
All right, Gnappy, here goes...

At the risk of appearing gay, which I can assure everyone I'm not, I am throwing up post No. 1500 here in your 411.  Why, you ask. :unsure: Well for a few reasons.

1) Everyone else I thought to give it to I've already posted in their threads today and I didn't want to trump my own posts.
2) I was thinking about Boanna, but she doesn't have a 411
3) I was thinking about Hott, but see reason No. 1
4) I only got to 1500 cuz I am a complete whore and I thought it appropriate to share No. 1500 with another whore
5) I've already dedicated posts to fellow whores nat and diane
6) by dedicating a post in your thread at the risk of appearing gay, I am displaying my security in my masculinity.
7) I figured you'd probably have a funny response that would make me laugh

So there you go.  thanks for making the first 1500 interesting.  :thumbup:

Now say something funny  :blink:


You had to type all that?
You could have just come out and professed your undying love for me.
Sorry, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,but the answer is no!

btw: you can PM john freak to get your free RMM beer mug for reaching 1500 posts! just tell him gnappster sent you.
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 18:06 Post #543
QUOTE(Gnappster)
You had to type all that?
You could have just come out and professed your undying love for me.

Look, Gnappy, I like you... LIKE!! I like you.

QUOTE(Gnappster)
Sorry, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.


You're talking about backdoor shenanigans and all I really wanted was a friend. I think you're taking this a bit too far

QUOTE(Gnappster)
Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious,but the answer is no!

If you need to explore your curiosity, I'm sure there's plenty of others here who could help you with that... I hear Evade, Belicked, and closeup are into that kind of thing. Satisfying your curiosity might be right up their alley, so to speak.

QUOTE(Gnappster)
btw: you can PM john freak to get your free RMM beer mug for reaching 1500 posts! just tell him gnappster sent you.

Well, I finally heard back from freak. He told me that to get the mug from him you have to be at 1500 posts and give him a blowjob. I told him I'm not really into that kind of thing. He told me that you probably would just give me your mug if I asked you nicely. So, uh, can I have your mug, please.
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 19:32 Post #544
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Look, Gnappy, I like you... LIKE!! I like you.
You're talking about backdoor shenanigans and all I really wanted was a friend.  I think you're taking this a bit too far
If you need to explore your curiosity, I'm sure there's plenty of others here who could help you with that... I hear Evade, Belicked, and closeup are into that kind of thing.  Satisfying your curiosity might be right up their alley, so to speak.
Well, I finally heard back from freak.  He told me that to get the mug from him you have to be at 1500 posts and give him a blowjob.  I told him I'm not really into that kind of thing.  He told me that you probably would just give me your mug if I asked you nicely.  So, uh, can I have your mug, please.


OK, but the mug isn't quite what i had invisioned
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 19:41 Post #545
QUOTE(Gnappster)
OK, but the mug isn't quite what i had invisioned


I didn't know Red Green drank fosters'. :blink:
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:04 Post #546
QUOTE(natalie)
I didn't know Red Green drank fosters'. :blink:


:lol:

I don't know if anyone outside Canada will get that.
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:07 Post #547
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:lol:

I don't know if anyone outside Canada will get that.

I didn't. :huh: is he some kind of duct tape guy or something??
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:14 Post #548
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I didn't. :huh:   is he some kind of duct tape guy or something??


you could say that
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:19 Post #549
QUOTE(Gnappster)
you could say that

Looks like a gay porn movie to me. No wonder I didn't recognize it.
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:24 Post #550
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Looks like a gay porn movie to me.  No wonder I didn't recognize it.


i figured that would be EXACTLY why you'd recognize it.
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:38 Post #551
QUOTE(Gnappster)
i figured that would be EXACTLY why you'd recognize it.

You got me all wrong mister. I know you want me to be gay, but I'm sorry, I just can't change who I am.
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:41 Post #552
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
You got me all wrong mister.  I know you want me to be gay, but I'm sorry, I just can't change who I am.


wait.... I thought YOU were the gay guy trying to get me, the straight guy, to switch teams.
I thought that was pretty well established. :unsure:
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:44 Post #553
:huh: :huh:

Ok now I'm confused, so who is it who's gay, Gnappy or Boo, or are they both?

:lol:
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:46 Post #554
QUOTE(foxy lady)
:huh:   :huh:

Ok now I'm confused, so who is it who's gay, Gnappy or Boo, or are they both?
:lol:


:ph34r:
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:48 Post #555
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:ph34r:


Both.... ok now I'm with the program :thumbup:
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:51 Post #556
QUOTE(foxy lady)
Both.... ok now I'm with the program  :thumbup:


hey wait a second.
I am completely straight, but bobaloo loves the cock!
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:53 Post #557
QUOTE(Gnappster)
hey wait a second.
I am completely straight, but bobaloo loves the cock!


Now you wouldn't be telling me lies Gnappy :spankin:
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:59 Post #558
QUOTE(foxy lady)
Now you wouldn't be telling me lies Gnappy :spankin:


It takes two to lie...One to lie and one to listen.
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 20:59 Post #559
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:ph34r:

from your post it looks like you're still in the closet.

But maybe it turns out that neither of us is gay and maybe people like evade, closeup, and belicked are just trying to convert us by getting us to work against each other. :unsure:

but it sure is a lot of fun to make fun of people by trying to convince everyone they're gay.
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▫ Apr 28 2006, 21:01 Post #560
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:lol:

I don't know if anyone outside Canada will get that.

omg, the red green show is one of my favs!! i take notes during the "repair with duct tape" section.
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