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▫ Jan 24 2006, 05:31 Post #301
god am i missing a reference somewhere?
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▫ Jan 24 2006, 05:38 Post #302
QUOTE(Narazbad)
god am i missing a reference somewhere?


you sure are.... either in sussed's thread or the melons in jerseys thread.... one of them
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▫ Jan 24 2006, 15:24 Post #303
I believe the melons in jersey's thread. Something about lacrosse being Canada's national sport and then I said something about you'd think it'd be hockey or curling. Then sussed said she was invited to be on a curling team, then i imagined sussed curling naked.

That is all.
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▫ Jan 24 2006, 21:20 Post #304
Well, here I am, 2500 posts. The big Double D's. But "Wait", you say, "Gnappster, all your posts are nothing but razzle dazzle and fooferaw." Well I'm here to tell you that you're wrong...DEAD wrong. And to prove it I've sifted through the literary goldmine that are my posts and dug up these gems(I was REALLY bored at work). So without further ado, here are my Top 20 Posts of All-Time(well it's 24---I couldn't narrow it down). Enjoy.

I can't put my finger on it, but something is different around here.
Maybe it's all those banana peels I smoked.

in the meantime, feel free to get nekkid for us!

and with that, sussed's yummy portrait is gone! For all you slackers who missed it.... :haha:

I now have some joy in my pants

how did u find out she was underage? she definitely didn't look it

lose your eye?? explain

exactly why u need a homemade popcorn pussy

me neither, but I can be pretty sure I masturbated yesterday

my balls are at least D-cups

u just want the sweet sweet goat lovin

btw, I hope yer back Kiana
I'd pee on your leg anyday

a flaming asshole perhaps?

the one where my face is between your tits

I hope this had nothing to do with walking around with no pants at work.

Thanks to those pics I'm gonna have a puddin pop spill of my own to deal with

Beer n boobs, what more could you want.

plastic cover? keyboard condom??
I usually blow my load all over my computer's screen and occasionally in her rear usb port. She's naughty like that!

yeah i'm thinking a bottle of jager, couple dozen beer and some industrial grade horse tranquilizers

lol, reading this thread just screams bondi/naraz as i'm left thinking WTF?!

no....as it turned out I had to stop eating hot wings while masturbating

prove it :P

well it's in the urban dictionary, along with cleveland steamer, rusty hook, and dirty sanchez

hey where did the boobs go?

just an afterthought, who's fingers, yours, his, or someone else's?

And that, my friends, is all.
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▫ Jan 24 2006, 22:29 Post #305
:roflmao: lmao... gnappy you whore!

i don't know what's worse... the fact that you sifted through all of your posts to find those, or that fact that i remember where pretty much every one of those is from :roflmao:
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▫ Jan 24 2006, 23:33 Post #306
Hi babes! Thinking about cha'!
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▫ Jan 25 2006, 04:57 Post #307
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Well, here I am, 2500 posts. The big Double D's. But "Wait", you say, "Gnappster, all your posts are nothing but razzle dazzle and fooferaw." Well I'm here to tell you that you're wrong...DEAD wrong. And to prove it I've sifted through the literary goldmine that are my posts and dug up these gems(I was REALLY bored at work). So without further ado, here are my Top 20 Posts of All-Time(well it's 24---I couldn't narrow it down). Enjoy.

lol, reading this thread just screams bondi/naraz as i'm left thinking WTF?!


ahhhh almost brought a tear to my eye!

Hey I am glad in some way i made the cut of the top 20 (24) Gnappy quotes! Something to add to my resume haha

I along with jrock remember far too many of thouse wuotes for my own good!

here's to another 2500 :cheers:
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▫ Jan 26 2006, 07:03 Post #308
shit....i remember em too....the scary thing is, i remember CAUSING some of those quotes! lol.....popcorn pocket pussy.......i still think you need to patent that damned thing gnapp
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▫ Jan 26 2006, 15:45 Post #309
QUOTE(Narazbad)
shit....i remember em too....the scary thing is, i remember CAUSING some of those quotes! lol.....popcorn pocket pussy.......i still think you need to patent that damned thing gnapp


getting a lot of use out of it huh. :P
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▫ Jan 27 2006, 20:18 Post #310
hell yeah! makes those stupid "friendly* chick flicks bearable!
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▫ Jan 27 2006, 20:32 Post #311
QUOTE(Narazbad)
hell yeah! makes those stupid "friendly* chick flicks bearable!


haha, naraz is on fire today!
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▫ Jan 27 2006, 20:37 Post #312
QUOTE(Gnappster)
haha, naraz is on fire today!


another roman candle gone awry? :unsure:
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▫ Jan 27 2006, 20:40 Post #313
QUOTE(jrock8)
another roman candle gone awry?  :unsure:


:roflmao:
I should not laugh, but can not help it.
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▫ Jan 28 2006, 01:22 Post #314
here ya go!
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▫ Jan 28 2006, 01:43 Post #315
thank
you!
your pics are like a drug

and i'm addicted
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▫ Jan 28 2006, 07:22 Post #316
*sings* oh you are my perfect drug my perfect drug my perfect drug....
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▫ Jan 30 2006, 06:23 Post #317
QUOTE(Gnappster)
thank
you!
your pics are like a drug

and i'm addicted


yeah... i would imagine that withdrawal from hott has to suck a lot...

...although putting it in has to be a TON of fun :letsfuck:

:lol:
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▫ Feb 2 2006, 19:04 Post #318
:sleeping-smiley-009: :sleeping-smiley-012: :sleeping-smiley-009: :sleeping-smiley-011: :sleeping-smiley-012: :sleeping-smiley-009:
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▫ Feb 5 2006, 03:10 Post #319
QUOTE(Gnappster)
:sleeping-smiley-009:   :sleeping-smiley-012:   :sleeping-smiley-009:   :sleeping-smiley-011:   :sleeping-smiley-012:   :sleeping-smiley-009:


Wake up mother fucker!!!!!!
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▫ Feb 9 2006, 19:30 Post #320
the whole board is almost as dead as my 411

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