The original melon rating community — rate, upload and compare.Forum
NSFW SFW

Forum › RateMyMelons.com › Sex Talk › Whiskey Dick.. Solutions?

Welcome, guest Login / Sign up
Page 1 of 2 Log in to post
› Whiskey Dick.. Solutions? 15,158 views
Member No.: 1473 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 02:44 Post #1
Ok so everyone knows I get drunk.. well i don't just get drunk.. I GET SLOPPY FUCKED UP CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT CAN'T WALK AND REALLY CAN'T EVEN SPEAK COMPLETE SENTENCES.

pHEW that being said.. when my wife is drunk she loves to have sex....and if caught at the right stage of drunk im just fine.... but timing isn't always the greatest and some nights i suffer from the dreaded whiskey dick

Anyone else encounter this.. have solutions?
▲ Top
Member No.: 11426 View profile Log in to message
D Cup
Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 02:46 Post #2
QUOTE(Puppet)
Ok so everyone knows I get drunk..  well i don't just get drunk.. I GET SLOPPY FUCKED UP CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT CAN'T WALK AND REALLY CAN'T EVEN SPEAK COMPLETE SENTENCES. 

pHEW  that being said.. when my wife is drunk she loves to have sex....and if caught at the right stage of drunk im just fine.... but timing isn't always the greatest and some nights i suffer from the dreaded whiskey dick
Anyone else encounter this.. have solutions?


:ph34r:
Nope, can't say I've suffered this.
But, I'm right there with you on the whiskey!!! My favorite drink!
▲ Top
Member No.: 1473 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 02:48 Post #3
Oh I do my share of whiskey
▲ Top
Member No.: 11426 View profile Log in to message
D Cup
Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 02:49 Post #4
QUOTE(Puppet)
Oh I do my share of whiskey


I'm currently out of whiskey. A sad night for sure. :(
▲ Top
Member No.: 1473 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 02:51 Post #5
Hehehe I never seem to be out.. it just seems to flow in like rain over here
▲ Top
Member No.: 11426 View profile Log in to message
D Cup
Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 02:55 Post #6
Rub it in...
▲ Top
Member No.: 11695 View profile Log in to message
E Cup+
Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 02:59 Post #7
I think this is a record, it's almost like that name that tune gameshow...

I can derail that thread in 1 post, Kent.
▲ Top
Member No.: 11426 View profile Log in to message
D Cup
Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 03:10 Post #8
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I think this is a record, it's almost like that name that tune gameshow...

I can derail that thread in 1 post, Kent.

Oh my bad. Am I in trouble?
▲ Top
Member No.: 9341 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 03:30 Post #9
There is no cure. As much as guys want to ignore the fact, the drunker you get, the harder it is to get hard. It's like trying to lose weight by thinking about exercising, it's just gonna get the job done, no matter how much you want it to.
▲ Top
Member No.: 11426 View profile Log in to message
D Cup
Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 03:33 Post #10
QUOTE(closeup)
It's like trying to lose weight by thinking about exercising, it's just gonna get the job done, no matter how much you want it to.


Huh? :huh:
▲ Top
Member No.: 11695 View profile Log in to message
E Cup+
Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 03:38 Post #11
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Oh my bad.  Am I in trouble?

Not at all

but we pretent you are if you want a spankin' :spankin: ;)
▲ Top
Member No.: 11426 View profile Log in to message
D Cup
Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 03:46 Post #12
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Not at all

but we pretent you are if you want a spankin'  :spankin:   ;)


Mmmm hmmmmm! Spank away!
▲ Top
Member No.: 1473 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 03:52 Post #13
Bob you thread derailer lol..
▲ Top
Member No.: 9341 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 03:58 Post #14
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Huh?   :huh:

It's NOT a matter of willpower. Most things can be accomplished if you put your mind to it. Trying to stay hard when your drunk isn't one of them. The more you try, the worse it is. Like I said, it's like excersing, thinking about it is useless, the results are all in the doing.
▲ Top
Member No.: 11426 View profile Log in to message
D Cup
Member No.: 11426 Posts: 1,198 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 04:02 Post #15
QUOTE(closeup)
It's NOT a matter of willpower. Most things can be accomplished if you put your mind to it. Trying to stay hard when your drunk isn't one of them. The more you try, the worse it is. Like I said, it's like excersing, thinking about it is useless, the results are all in the doing.


Ahhh, Ok, I get it. The way you originally said it didn't make sense to me.
▲ Top
Member No.: 9341 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 04:13 Post #16
QUOTE(ontippytoes)
Ahhh, Ok, I get it.  The way you originally said it didn't make sense to me.

Probably, because as a woman, you can't imagine the difference between WANTING to screw and being ABLE to screw. It's sort of ironic that the more a guy drinks, the more he wants to get laid. But the more he drinks, the less likely it can happen. It's just another of nature's cruel jokes.
▲ Top
Member No.: 1473 View profile Log in to message
Double D's
Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 04:22 Post #17
QUOTE(closeup)
Probably, because as a woman, you can't imagine the difference between WANTING to screw and being ABLE to screw. It's sort of ironic that the more a guy drinks, the more he wants to get laid. But the more he drinks, the less likely it can happen. It's just another of nature's cruel jokes.


LOL Close you just put it best right there.. Cruel cruel Joke!
▲ Top
Member No.: 14606 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Mar 22 2007, 13:57 Post #18
try this puppet , let her get drunk and you just sip the drinks , stay sober , then ya can fuck like a a man hell bent ... give it the good pounding it deserves .. try it just once .. :P
▲ Top
Member No.: 11695 View profile Log in to message
E Cup+
Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Mar 22 2007, 14:01 Post #19
QUOTE(ddd35)
try this puppet ,  let her  get drunk and you just sip the drinks , stay sober , then ya can fuck like a a man hell bent  ... give it the good pounding it deserves  .. try it just once  ..  :P

sippin' ain't drinkin'! ya might as well be sippin' your drink out of purse then.
▲ Top
Member No.: 14606 View profile Log in to message
Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Mar 22 2007, 15:40 Post #20
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
sippin' ain't drinkin'!  ya might as well be sippin' your drink out of purse then.


yeah but fuckin with a limp dick aint fuckin.. LOL its noodeling . :P
▲ Top

Please log in to reply.