Bondiguy

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Apr 25 2007, 19:04 Post #1821

QUOTE(baby21)

Soo.. I had to look up Bukkake... and let's just say I'm laughing my ass off.
Seriously though.. I would ummm... do anything

to go to Japan.

well now you have some trivia to amaze friends and family

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B Cup

Member No.: 8397 Posts: 355 Joined: 05/2005

▫ Apr 29 2007, 03:57 Post #1822

Hey Bondi...
just saw you put me on your 'list'..... oooooo, I better watch out.
If you didnt like my bumps, sorry - was just trying to get some of the ladies, veterans and current, on the top page and get rid of all the commotion sh*t that was going on, and putting that to page two...

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Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Apr 29 2007, 21:03 Post #1823

dude contact me asap about your time here in dallas

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ May 7 2007, 00:32 Post #1824

QUOTE(baby21)

SDkljhgdfg

And to think... I just umm I PM'd you with some important simpson pictures!!

Japan... Take me!!! Please!! -puppy dog face-

I have seen and enjoyed these simpson pictures you speak of

QUOTE(baby21)

Soo.. I had to look up Bukkake... and let's just say I'm laughing my ass off.
Seriously though.. I would ummm... do anything

to go to Japan.

Anything??? Jesus that is some info I could have used BEFORE my trip!!! I had a king size room every city and no one to fill it???

QUOTE(r8rman)

Hey Bondi...
just saw you put me on your 'list'..... oooooo, I better watch out.
If you didnt like my bumps, sorry - was just trying to get some of the ladies, veterans and current, on the top page and get rid of all the commotion sh*t that was going on, and putting that to page two...

look up "joke" in the dictionary and come back to me

QUOTE(Puppet)

dude contact me asap about your time here in dallas

Puppet,

sorry I couldn't get on sooner but my flights were changed and I fly to Mexico City via LAX and not Dallas Fortworth, i only found out the day of the flights...

i drank plenty of free international flight beer in your honour

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ May 7 2007, 00:36 Post #1825

Soooooo,

just got back from the trip of a lifetime. My parent company in Japan and Jose Cuervo in Mexico treated me and the group I was with like celebrities.

The highlught for me? Cancun Mexico, where the sun shines, the cocktails flow and the womens clothes are optional! I went to a place called Coco Bongo which is a nightclub in Cancun and it was the most amazing thing I had ever seen. The Cuervo was flowing like water down a flooded river and by about 4am I was dancing on top of the bar drinking Tequila straight from the bottle!

Ahhhh good times

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D Cup

Member No.: 19168 Posts: 1,866 Joined: 11/2006

▫ May 7 2007, 02:20 Post #1826

QUOTE(bondiguy)

The Cuervo was flowing like water down a flooded river and by about 4am I was dancing on top of the bar drinking Tequila straight from the bottle!

Ahhhh good times

The visual is priceless...

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B Cup

Member No.: 8397 Posts: 355 Joined: 05/2005

▫ May 7 2007, 02:49 Post #1827

As requested.....

Pronunciation: \jōk\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yācati he asks
Date: 1670
1 a: something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1): the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2): an instance of jesting : kidding <can't take a joke> c: practical joke d: laughingstock
2: something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter <consider his skiing a joke — Harold Callender> — often used in negative constructions <it is no joke to be lost in the desert>

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ May 7 2007, 04:41 Post #1828

QUOTE(baby21)

The visual is priceless...

Sadly all photos from that night (as well as my memory) have been destroyed haha. I am gonna put some shots up on myspace though so stay tuned!

QUOTE(r8rman)

As requested.....

Pronunciation: \jōk\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin jocus; perhaps akin to Old High German gehan to say, Sanskrit yācati he asks
Date: 1670
1 a: something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1): the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2): an instance of jesting : kidding <can't take a joke> c: practical joke d: laughingstock
2: something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter <consider his skiing a joke — Harold Callender> — often used in negative constructions <it is no joke to be lost in the desert>

Its one thing to read it, another to understand it! :blink:

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Double D's

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▫ May 8 2007, 02:59 Post #1829

welcome back dude... hope the trip was fun...well, what you remember of it

just curious... had a chance to try an aussie beer called "cooper's" the other day... how does it rate on the list of aussie beers? will you actually drink it, or does it carry the same reputation as fosters? :piss:

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Melon Master

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▫ May 8 2007, 06:21 Post #1830

QUOTE(jrock8)

welcome back dude... hope the trip was fun...well, what you remember of it

just curious... had a chance to try an aussie beer called "cooper's" the other day... how does it rate on the list of aussie beers? will you actually drink it, or does it carry the same reputation as fosters? :piss:

Trip was awesome, especially cause I didnt pay a cent! I'll give you more details tomorrow, right now my wife just came home and I have 2 weeks of sex to catch up on...

Coopers is a great beer, one of the best ones we make in a lot of people's opinion. Did you ave sparkling or pale ale? Try sparkling, 5.8% alc vol, it'll fuck you up

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ May 8 2007, 15:36 Post #1831

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Trip was awesome, especially cause I didnt pay a cent!

The best kind!

QUOTE(bondiguy)

Coopers is a great beer, one of the best ones we make in a lot of people's opinion. Did you ave sparkling or pale ale? Try sparkling, 5.8% alc vol, it'll fuck you up

Are they the same company that makes Cooper's beer kits, cuz I know those come out of Australia too. I've never made any of their beer yet, but maybe I will.

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Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ May 9 2007, 00:54 Post #1832

LOL good to have the crew back together!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ May 9 2007, 04:13 Post #1833

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Are they the same company that makes Cooper's beer kits, cuz I know those come out of Australia too. I've never made any of their beer yet, but maybe I will.

I do believe they are. It is a great beer, cloudy so if you like that style then try it out. If you can, get your hands on sparkling ale, its got a red label, it'll fuck you up!

QUOTE(Puppet)

LOL good to have the crew back together!!

I am almost shedding a tear right now!

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Melon Master

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▫ May 9 2007, 04:17 Post #1834

So whilst the Japan leg of my trip was fascinating Mexico was the fucking bees knees!

I visited Mexico City which is kinda 3rd world, and a lot of pollution. Then I went to Cancun for 3 nights and drank more tequila than I ever though humanely possible. From morning to night we were drinking for about 18 hours a day and more. Oh and the American girls that go to Cancun go there for 2 reasons, to get seriously wasted and show their breasts! It is a thing of beauty! I urge you all to one day go there and go to a club called Coco Bongo, the most insane place I have ever been.

Lastly in Mexico we visited Guadalajara which is a short drive away from tequila, Mexico. We visited the Blue Agave plantations and the Cuervo disitillery before once again drinking Margarita's till dawn.

Ahhh Mexico, I love that place

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Double D's

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▫ May 9 2007, 04:20 Post #1835

oh yea .. ive had some great times there.. even got arrested... broke free and run a half mile and tripped over the US / mexico line rolling my drunk ass into the US with them chasing me !!!!! hahahahha ... umm actually that was scary.. but Im a quick drunk

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ May 9 2007, 04:22 Post #1836

QUOTE(Puppet)

oh yea .. ive had some great times there.. even got arrested... broke free and run a half mile and tripped over the US / mexico line rolling my drunk ass into the US with them chasing me !!!!! hahahahha ... umm actually that was scary.. but Im a quick drunk

is that any different to your usual weekends at home?

We got surrounded by federales at Mexico City airport who thought our local Cuervo representatives were actually kidnapping us! Funny now, but scary as fuck at the time cause we had no idea what was going on!

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Double D's

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▫ May 9 2007, 04:34 Post #1837

exactly .. when i got arrested .. well i won't go into the whole thing.. someone stole my friends keys to OUR car we came in... I started a fight with a table of 7 guys and the girl who stole his keys out of his pocket on the dancer floor sitting in the middle.. Noob thought she liked him...

well long story short whole club breaks out into a fight... when we get outside the cops are they .. they are talking we tell them she has our keys.. they search her and find our keys.. well a military truck pulls up troops jump out with machine guns do to the fighting still going on .. i in my drunk one try to say thanks and pat one on the shoulder and accidently touch his gun.. well he thought i was trying to take his gun and the next thing i know im on the ground .. with guns pounted out me.... as they picked my up .. some people who had poored out the club starting fighting again in front.. just as the troops scattered .. i shoulder checked the troop holding me and took of for the boreder... Ive never ran so hard or so fast in all my life!!

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Melon Master

Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005

▫ May 9 2007, 04:36 Post #1838

QUOTE(Puppet)

exactly .. when i got arrested .. well i won't go into the whole thing.. someone stole my friends keys to OUR car we came in... I started a fight with a table of 7 guys and the girl who stole his keys out of his pocket on the dancer floor sitting in the middle.. Noob thought she liked him...

well long story short whole club breaks out into a fight... when we get outside the cops are they .. they are talking we tell them she has our keys.. they search her and find our keys.. well a military truck pulls up troops jump out with machine guns do to the fighting still going on .. i in my drunk one try to say thanks and pat one on the shoulder and accidently touch his gun.. well he thought i was trying to take his gun and the next thing i know im on the ground .. with guns pounted out me.... as they picked my up .. some people who had poored out the club starting fighting again in front.. just as the troops scattered .. i shoulder checked the troop holding me and took of for the boreder... Ive never ran so hard or so fast in all my life!!

fuck thats one hell of a story, its funny but with you, im not surprised.

Those dudes are mean looking when they are holding machine guns to your face!

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Double D's

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▫ May 9 2007, 04:37 Post #1839

yea.. believe me from all the stories ive heard i realllllllllllllllllly thought i was fucked.. thats why chanced it

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Melon Master

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▫ May 9 2007, 04:38 Post #1840

QUOTE(Puppet)

yea.. believe me from all the stories ive heard i realllllllllllllllllly thought i was fucked.. thats why chanced it

Had I done that I probably would have fallen over and the guard would not have moved in inch... well anyway, its a good story to tell the grandkids

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