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▫ Feb 27 2007, 03:57 Post #1641
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
While I still have not yet reached that milestone, I remain hopeful.


Hmmm, life's not like the stuff you see on Porno then is it? :P
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▫ Feb 27 2007, 04:02 Post #1642
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Hmmm, life's not like the stuff you see on Porno then is it? :P

well, not for me anyway. I even became a delivery man just to see if that shit really happened, but alas, people actually wanted their packages, not mine.
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▫ Feb 27 2007, 04:09 Post #1643
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
well, not for me anyway.  I even became a delivery man just to see if that shit really happened, but alas, people actually wanted their packages, not mine.


Have you tried Pizza Boy or Pool Cleaner? TV Repair man?

Well I'll let you know if I have any luck :thumbup:
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▫ Feb 27 2007, 04:12 Post #1644
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Have you tried Pizza Boy or Pool Cleaner? TV Repair man?

Well I'll let you know if I have any luck :thumbup:

ARGH!!! now whey didn't I ever think of TV repairman???

I'll submit my application tomorrow.
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▫ Feb 27 2007, 04:15 Post #1645
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
ARGH!!! now whey didn't I ever think of TV repairman???

I'll submit my application tomorrow.


Good luck and don't forget to use cheesy innuendo :thumbup:
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▫ Feb 27 2007, 04:18 Post #1646
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Good luck and don't forget to use cheesy innuendo :thumbup:

Like:
1) I found your problem. Looks like you're gonna need me to run some new cable.

2) Show me your set

3) Why don't you hold onto my cock while I work on this
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▫ Feb 27 2007, 17:13 Post #1647
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Like:
1)   I found your problem.  Looks like you're gonna need me to run some new cable.

2)  Show me your set

3)  Why don't you hold onto my cock while I work on this


bwahaha :lol:
that totally reminds me of the porn movie from The Big Lebowski..
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▫ Feb 27 2007, 23:58 Post #1648
QUOTE(Gnappster)
bwahaha  :lol:
that totally reminds me of the porn movie from The Big Lebowski..

:roflmao:

I totally need to see that movie again. how can I forget such a classic moment.

that's my friend. She just came to use the shower... and act in this MFF scene.

the best part is when:

you can imagine what happens next.

He fixes the cable?
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▫ Feb 28 2007, 03:39 Post #1649
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Like:
1)   I found your problem.  Looks like you're gonna need me to run some new cable.

2)  Show me your set

3)  Why don't you hold onto my cock while I work on this


Yeah thats the sort of material you need!

I need to plug this male connection into your female slot...
That's not an antenna im just happy to see you...
Bend over the TV set while I fuck you :P

QUOTE(Gnappster)
bwahaha  :lol:
that totally reminds me of the porn movie from The Big Lebowski..


:lol: now thats some gold comedy! :thumbup:
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▫ Feb 28 2007, 03:43 Post #1650
Also reminds me of a game I like to play with mates where we guess what the Porn Movie title will be for any new movies hitting the big screen.

Examples from the past include Forest Gump = Forest Hump etc
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▫ Feb 28 2007, 03:44 Post #1651
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Also reminds me of a game I like to play with mates where we guess what the Porn Movie title will be for any new movies hitting the big screen.

Examples from the past include Forest Gump = Forest Hump etc


Or Saving Private Ryan = Shaving Ryan's Private :P

sorry for some reason that was the popular one when i was in high school...make all the jokes you want lol :P
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▫ Feb 28 2007, 03:47 Post #1652
QUOTE(Macdonald)
Or Saving Private Ryan = Shaving Ryan's Private  :P

sorry for some reason that was the popular one when i was in high school...make all the jokes you want lol  :P


Yeah thats the kinda thing im talking about.

I like to do it with new films that I have not seen or heard of a porno being made about, it's good to see if you can come up with the title before the porn companies do
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▫ Feb 28 2007, 03:49 Post #1653
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Yeah thats the kinda thing im talking about.

I like to do it with new films that I have not seen or heard of a porno being made about, it's good to see if you can come up with the title before the porn companies do

Guess one could be Wild Hogs = Wild Hoes...was the quickest thing i could come up with off the top of my head :blink: :crazydude:
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▫ Feb 28 2007, 03:52 Post #1654
QUOTE(Macdonald)
Guess one could be Wild Hogs = Wild Hoes...was the quickest thing i could come up with off the top of my head :blink:   :crazydude:


Yeah thats a good one, lame movei but possibility for a good porno :P
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▫ Feb 28 2007, 03:56 Post #1655
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Yeah thats a good one, lame movei but possibility for a good porno :P


lol quite possibly...or...
The Hills Have Eyes II = The Whores Have Pussies II, i'm horrible at this, one too many beers tonight lol :P
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▫ Feb 28 2007, 04:02 Post #1656
QUOTE(Macdonald)
lol quite possibly...or...
The Hills Have Eyes II = The Whores Have Pussies II, i'm horrible at this, one too many beers tonight lol  :P


Hmmmm, usually beers make me funnier, well to me anyway :P
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▫ Feb 28 2007, 04:05 Post #1657
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Hmmmm, usually beers make me funnier, well to me anyway :P


I get funny too when drunk, but i end up making ppl laugh cuz i dance uncontrollably to crappy old school music, my freshman year of university i got hammered in front of my new roommates and ended up busting a move to the hampster dance song for about 10 mins lol :ph34r: :blink:
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▫ Feb 28 2007, 04:06 Post #1658
QUOTE(Macdonald)
I get funny too when drunk, but i end up making ppl laugh cuz i dance uncontrollably to crappy old school music, my freshman year of university i got hammered in front of my new roommates and ended up busting a move to the hampster dance song for about 10 mins lol  :ph34r:   :blink:


If there's a better way to spend a wednesday morning... I don't wanna hear it :thumbup:
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▫ Feb 28 2007, 04:07 Post #1659
QUOTE(bondiguy)
If there's a better way to spend a wednesday morning... I don't wanna hear it :thumbup:

thanks for the bode of confidence lol...sad part is i try to forget it but either my friends remind me or i have flashbacks of my own as i wasn't drunk enough to not remember it :P
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▫ Feb 28 2007, 04:11 Post #1660
QUOTE(Macdonald)
thanks for the bode of confidence lol...sad part is i try to forget it but either my friends remind me or i have flashbacks of my own as i wasn't drunk enough to not remember it  :P


Damn friends... always there to remind you of the shit you desperately try and forget!
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