QUOTE(Bobaloo)
sweet. although, pitfall on atari was better than the one I had on my commodore. I had a cool rambo game on my commodore, an arcade version of defender and space invaders, circus (the balloon popping game), a game called beach head that was pretty cool, and like a million others.
In fact, it was my commodore that first taught me how to pirate software.
But most nostalgic of all, the commodore was my first source of porn... or possibly my second. My timeline has been all fucked up ever since the introduction of alcohol.
Anyway... there was a program that I got from my older sister's friend. It was a black and white sketch of an exreme closeup of two people fucking. it played in an infinite loop. Pressing the "+" and "-" keys would increase and decrease the pump speed. It was fucking hilarious. Not strokeable, even at that young age, but wood-inducing at the very least.
In fact, it was my commodore that first taught me how to pirate software.
But most nostalgic of all, the commodore was my first source of porn... or possibly my second. My timeline has been all fucked up ever since the introduction of alcohol.
Anyway... there was a program that I got from my older sister's friend. It was a black and white sketch of an exreme closeup of two people fucking. it played in an infinite loop. Pressing the "+" and "-" keys would increase and decrease the pump speed. It was fucking hilarious. Not strokeable, even at that young age, but wood-inducing at the very least.I wasn't cool enough to even have a commodore, but I remember playing them at friends' houses. It took some games an attrociously long time to load. But we liked it, we loved it!
My first computer porn was on my first PC back in the late 80's. It was 5 or 6 black and white pics of naked girls in horribly bad resolution. But I thought it was the greatest thing ever.
I almost forgot about those days. That's fucking hilarious. boy, does that bring back memories!!! Thank God for the Internet, which put an end to my being so desperate for porn that I'd have to look at scrambled porn channels. it's had to get excited about a girl who's red and green, zig-zag shaped, and 10 feet tall with about a 4" waist. 
