Baby21

Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 01:18 Post #281

MMMMMMMMMMhmmmmmmm.. don't be skeeeeeeeerd to lay it all out there!

B Cup

Member No.: 21030 Posts: 357 Joined: 03/2007

▫ Mar 21 2007, 01:20 Post #282

rofl you just wish that happened.

Seriously, I think I may be a bit too open with myself here. Oh well I won't change who I am

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D Cup

Member No.: 19168 Posts: 1,866 Joined: 11/2006

▫ Mar 21 2007, 01:21 Post #283

QUOTE(spto)

rofl you just wish that happened.

Seriously, I think I may be a bit too open with myself here. Oh well I won't change who I am

that's a good thing.
I'm the same way...
I just can't convince those who've seen my pics.. but I swear to God I am the biggest dork ever.

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Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 01:25 Post #284

baby ive seen your real pics.. and you are fucking sexy.. and lets think about this.. Im a network administrator...... I SCREAM FUCKING DORK/COMPUTER NERD!!

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D Cup

Member No.: 19168 Posts: 1,866 Joined: 11/2006

▫ Mar 21 2007, 01:25 Post #285

QUOTE(Puppet)

baby ive seen your real pics.. and you are fucking sexy.. and lets think about this.. Im a network administrator...... I SCREAM FUCKING DORK/COMPUTER NERD!!

Haha, you're so sweet.
We're awesome.

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Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 01:28 Post #286

Indeed.. i bet we have much in common!

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B Cup

Member No.: 13831 Posts: 168 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Mar 21 2007, 01:36 Post #287

QUOTE(spto)

I don't think it's a matter of the guys "can't" read but rather they choose only to look for nude pics and naughty repartee.

Eh....So I guess you're right, better to be short, sweet and to the point.

Rumbled!!

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Double D's

Member No.: 1473 Posts: 4,126 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 01:43 Post #288

Royal Rumble??

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C Cup

Member No.: 11025 Posts: 638 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 08:25 Post #289

QUOTE(evade20)

Just leave a smilie or two....You'll be a double dee in no time.

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C Cup

Member No.: 11025 Posts: 638 Joined: 10/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 08:27 Post #290

QUOTE(Puppet)

baby ive seen your real pics.. and you are fucking sexy.. and lets think about this.. Im a network administrator...... I SCREAM FUCKING DORK/COMPUTER NERD!!

The geek shall inherit the earth

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B Cup

Member No.: 3722 Posts: 455 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 14:24 Post #291

QUOTE(cangirl18)

If they aren't imaginary, they're real.

Isn't that the truth!!

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 16:14 Post #292

QUOTE(spto)

Indeed

Picture this:

An abnormally warm summer day in North Devon, England in the year 2001. I was spending a vacation at my aunt's place. My mother was also around for the vacation.

Now I had just finished taking a shower and had dried myself up. I went to the room where my clothes were. Unbeknowst to me my mother's curling iron was on the bed. I didn't see it and well sat on it......

Let's just say the next couple weeks were unbearable

Sure, likely story. You're probably the same guy who was at the hospital trying to explain to the nurse looking at your X-rays that you were eating breakfast naked and "accidentally" sat on the Aunt Jamima bottle.

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 16:15 Post #293

QUOTE(spto)

comfortably? 3 days later

fortunately I jumped off as soon as I felt the iron. My aunt is a certified nurse so while it was embarrassing she quickly took care of me.

And this, my friends, is the seed to a good incest porn story...

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 16:27 Post #294

QUOTE(Puppet)

Hrmmm Incest much!.. Getting your balls fondled :haha:

QUOTE(spto)

My balls weren't burned you crazy sick man you!

yeah, puppet, get it right.
she wasn't fondling his balls!

she was fondling his asshole

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Sure, likely story. You're probably the same guy who was at the hospital trying to explain to the nurse looking at your X-rays that you were eating breakfast naked and "accidentally" sat on the Aunt Jamima bottle.

I hate when that happens....I mean I hate when that happens to this person I heard about on the interweb :wacko:

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

And this, my friends, is the seed to a good incest porn story...

Where do you get those...they don't rent them at my neighbourhood porno mart :ph34r:

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 19:07 Post #295

QUOTE(Gnappster)

yeah, puppet, get it right.
she wasn't fondling his balls!
she was fondling his asshole

Hilarious

QUOTE(Gnappster)

I hate when that happens....I mean I hate when that happens to this person I heard about on the interweb :wacko:

Suuuuuuuure :blink:

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Where do you get those...they don't rent them at my neighbourhood porno mart :ph34r:

I have my very own library. :thubmup:

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D Cup

Member No.: 19168 Posts: 1,866 Joined: 11/2006

▫ Mar 21 2007, 19:13 Post #296

Who new my thread would go off to burning asses with curling irons and weird incest porn...

Which reminds me, I've only been to the porn store twice since I turned 18 and the first time I thought I was going to die...

All those pornos they have named after cereals.. but turned dirty. It was very tramatic considering I still eat all of those cereals...

The second time we went to this three story porn store and they had a Dungeon... we had fun running around whipping each other... I swear people hate us when we go out..

I did taste the flavored lube though and I made sure to play with one of those cool spinning swirlling shiny vibrator things.

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 19:18 Post #297

QUOTE(baby21)

Who new my thread would go off to burning asses with curling irons and weird incest porn...

Which reminds me, I've only been to the porn store twice since I turned 18 and the first time I thought I was going to die...

All those pornos they have named after cereals.. but turned dirty. It was very tramatic considering I still eat all of those cereals...

The second time we went to this three story porn store and they had a Dungeon... we had fun running around whipping each other... I swear people hate us when we go out..

I did taste the flavored lube though and I made sure to play with one of those cool spinning swirlling shiny vibrator things.

I think I'd like to marry you... or at least have an affair with you... or at the very least get a job monitoring the video from the security cameras at the porn stores you frequent.

what were some of the cereal names?

I can think of cocoa fucks, and that's about it for now. Honey Smacks can be a porn title all by itself.

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D Cup

Member No.: 19168 Posts: 1,866 Joined: 11/2006

▫ Mar 21 2007, 19:20 Post #298

Cocoa Muffs.. that's the only one I remember right now, but they seriously did it with every one..

I know Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks, Corn Pops... just can't remember how they screwed them up and made them all perverted.

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E Cup+

Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005

▫ Mar 21 2007, 19:24 Post #299

QUOTE(baby21)

Cocoa Muffs.. that's the only one I remember right now, but they seriously did it with every one..

I know Frosted Flakes, Apple Jacks, Corn Pops... just can't remember how they screwed them up and made them all perverted.

How 'bout super gold crisp -----> Super Golden Showers?

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D Cup

Member No.: 19168 Posts: 1,866 Joined: 11/2006

▫ Mar 21 2007, 19:26 Post #300

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

How 'bout super gold crisp -----> Super Golden Showers?

lol I dont know.. maybe you should write to a porn company and tell them you have some new titles for them..

and I totally missed it in your last post but yay for being stalkerish.

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