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A Cup
Member No.: 21042 Posts: 21 Joined: 03/2007
▫ Mar 4 2007, 00:18 Post #1
Hi everyone,

My name is Andy and I'm new to a site like this.
(I guess you could say I've lived a very sheltered life till now, god bliss the man who invented the laptop and wireless internet.)

And such I'm not sure what to do on here. any help?

well let me start by saying that I think all the women i have seen so far on this site are out of the world hot. I'm a boob man through and through and you all have let my mind and body go places that i have only dreamed of, so for that i thank you.

well if any of you fine ladies want to chat please PM me.

P.S. i was reading one of the thread that was up and running about women wanting to see guys vids, i haven't made any but I'm up and ready for the call to make one, just tell me how to post it, haha. :niceones:

:bonerfied: :fucker:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Mar 5 2007, 05:53 Post #2
Mate welcome,

Some friendly advice... read the FAQ's in the Help Section and browse around a little to get a feel of the board

Apart from that, change that damn avatar, it reminds me of 3d and he is a cock sucker...

rock on :thumbup:
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A Cup
Member No.: 20190 Posts: 98 Joined: 01/2007
▫ Mar 5 2007, 06:15 Post #3
One more tip, Keep all cock pics in the cock thread follow that and Bondi's advice and they shouldn't pick on you to much :pimpers:
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Mar 5 2007, 17:32 Post #4
QUOTE(Andyboy_82)
Hi everyone,

My name is Andy and I'm new to a site like this.
(I guess you could say I've lived a very sheltered life till now,  god bliss the man who invented the laptop and wireless internet.)

And such I'm not sure what to do on here.  any help?

well let me start by saying that I think all the women i have seen so far on this site are out of the world hot.  I'm a boob man through and through and you all have let my mind and body go places that i have only dreamed of, so for that i thank you.

well if any of you fine ladies want to chat please PM me.
P.S. i was reading one of the thread that was up and running about women wanting to see guys vids, i haven't made any but I'm up and ready for the call to make one, just tell me how to post it, haha. :niceones:

:bonerfied: :fucker:


welcome to the boards.

I agree with bondi. Change that av. I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw it. Perhaps using this av will help us keep the two of you apart.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Mar 5 2007, 17:45 Post #5
QUOTE(Andyboy_82)
Hi everyone,

My name is Andy and I'm new to a site like this.
(I guess you could say I've lived a very sheltered life till now,  god bliss the man who invented the laptop and wireless internet.)

And such I'm not sure what to do on here.  any help?

well let me start by saying that I think all the women i have seen so far on this site are out of the world hot.  I'm a boob man through and through and you all have let my mind and body go places that i have only dreamed of, so for that i thank you.

well if any of you fine ladies want to chat please PM me.
P.S. i was reading one of the thread that was up and running about women wanting to see guys vids, i haven't made any but I'm up and ready for the call to make one, just tell me how to post it, haha. :niceones:

:bonerfied: :fucker:

Welcome, dude. You'll have a blast here, as long as you follow the very few rules around here.
How did you get that av anyway. Are there default avs RMM provides?

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
welcome to the boards.

I agree with bondi.  Change that av.  I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw it.  Perhaps using this av will help us keep the two of you apart.

fucking HI-larious :roflmao: :roflmao:
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A Cup
Member No.: 20341 Posts: 92 Joined: 01/2007
▫ Mar 5 2007, 18:15 Post #6
QUOTE(Andyboy_82)
Hi everyone,

My name is Andy and I'm new to a site like this.
(I guess you could say I've lived a very sheltered life till now,  god bliss the man who invented the laptop and wireless internet.)

And such I'm not sure what to do on here.  any help?


Basically this is just a light-hearted place to have a laugh and to gawp at a variety of boobies without damaging your bank balance. ;) The forum's great because everyone is so friendly and you don't really get the competitive atmosphere or (admittedly rather rare) nastiness that does sometimes creep up on the ratings page, so us girlies are probably more willing to share pics on here!

Welcome and I hope you have fun, it does sound like you are already. :letsfuck: :)
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Mar 5 2007, 19:15 Post #7
QUOTE(Gnappster)
Welcome, dude. You'll have a blast here, as long as you follow the very few rules around here.
How did you get that av anyway. Are there default avs RMM provides?


yes, there are. there's a watermelon av, that face guy, the wicked smiley face (remember that bobbo guy?), and a few others. I see 'em pop up every now and then.

QUOTE(Gnappster)
fucking HI-larious  :roflmao:   :roflmao:

thank you, thank you. :bowing smiley:
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Member No.: 21042 Posts: 21 Joined: 03/2007
▫ Mar 6 2007, 02:43 Post #8
thank you everyone for the good comments, I've changed the avatar, how does every one like this one? the last one was fucken dumb, hahaha. oh well it was all i could think of at the time, my mind was on the post from all the women on here.

I was doing to much of this :silvio:
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