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Training Bra

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▫ Feb 19 2007, 16:46 Post #1

I'm gonna tell the truth, I am a moron and I want no-strings sex.

If any ladies (I mean guys) in the Kent area are up for the same thing ( Like fucking me in the ass ), message me.

Click those links above the forum if ya wanna meet some tail, Noob-stein.

Edit by CM :haha:

:haha:

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 20 2007, 04:41 Post #2

QUOTE(arm0ffc)

I'm gonna tell the truth, I am a moron and I want no-strings sex.

If any ladies (I mean guys) in the Kent area are up for the same thing ( Like fucking me in the ass ), message me.
Click those links above the forum if ya wanna meet some tail, Noob-stein.
Edit by CM :haha:

:haha:

Funniest post ever!

I was about to ream the fuck outta this noob but you beat me to the punch!

Oh that is KILLER comedy

D Cup

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▫ Feb 20 2007, 06:34 Post #3

QUOTE(arm0ffc)

I'm gonna tell the truth, I am a moron and I want no-strings sex.

If any ladies (I mean guys) in the Kent area are up for the same thing ( Like fucking me in the ass ), message me.
Click those links above the forum if ya wanna meet some tail, Noob-stein.
Edit by CM :haha:

:haha:

LMAO!!

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Feb 20 2007, 16:13 Post #4

QUOTE(arm0ffc)

I'm gonna tell the truth, I am a moron and I want no-strings sex.

If any ladies (I mean guys) in the Kent area are up for the same thing ( Like fucking me in the ass ), message me.
Click those links above the forum if ya wanna meet some tail, Noob-stein.
Edit by CM :haha:

:haha:

for a second I thought bondi was the new mod

A Cup

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▫ Feb 20 2007, 16:16 Post #5

E Cup+

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▫ Feb 21 2007, 20:09 Post #6

QUOTE(arm0ffc)

I'm gonna tell the truth, I am a moron and I want no-strings sex.

If any ladies (I mean guys) in the Kent area are up for the same thing ( Like fucking me in the ass ), message me.
Click those links above the forum if ya wanna meet some tail, Noob-stein.
Edit by CM :haha:

:haha:

QUOTE(Gnappster)

for a second I thought bondi was the new mod

These two posts alone made me choke on the water I was drinking. I have now finally aboug 3 minutes later caught my breath and am able to type this.

By the way, I think that Jrock8 girl is from kent. You should PM her a pic of your cock to see if she's interested.

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 21 2007, 21:27 Post #7

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

These two posts alone made me choke on the water I was drinking. I have now finally aboug 3 minutes later caught my breath and am able to type this.

By the way, I think that Jrock8 girl is from kent. You should PM her a pic of your cock to see if she's interested.

She is one busy girl, that's for sure!

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 22 2007, 04:38 Post #8

QUOTE(Gnappster)

for a second I thought bondi was the new mod

It was bondi-esque wasn't it?

Double D's

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▫ Feb 22 2007, 11:45 Post #9

I just love reading this thread.

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 23 2007, 04:44 Post #10

QUOTE(paybarraman)

I just love reading this thread.

You know the first time i read it I thought to myself, "Wow, this guy is leaving himself open for all sorts of burns!"

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 23 2007, 17:27 Post #11

I thought, "well at least he's honest"

E Cup+

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▫ Feb 23 2007, 19:22 Post #12

I was thinking, "man, this character has a great idea. soliciting sex on the RMM message boards. Why didn't I think of that?"

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 23 2007, 19:48 Post #13

whats sad is we come to a thread that shouldnt even be here !!!! :crazydude:

:crazydude:

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 23 2007, 20:06 Post #14

QUOTE(ddd35)

whats sad is we come to a thread that shouldnt even be here !!!! :crazydude:

:crazydude:

Reminds me of "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Sorry, Clerks flashback.
That is all.

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 23 2007, 20:07 Post #15

QUOTE(Gnappster)

Reminds me of "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
Sorry, Clerks flashback.
That is all.

ha ha

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 23 2007, 20:19 Post #16

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I was thinking, "man, this character has a great idea. soliciting sex on the RMM message boards. Why didn't I think of that?"

My god the man's a genius!

E Cup+

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▫ Feb 23 2007, 23:40 Post #17

this thread should be stickied as a warning to all noobs. Kind of like hanging a lawbreaker at the entrance of a town.

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 23 2007, 23:44 Post #18

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

this thread should be stickied as a warning to all noobs. Kind of like hanging a lawbreaker at the entrance of a town.

Agreed...

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 25 2007, 23:16 Post #19

What a fucking hoot! Especially CM's edit.

Melon Master

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▫ Feb 26 2007, 03:19 Post #20

QUOTE(evade20)

What a fucking hoot! Especially CM's edit.

Agreed... some of the funniest stuff I have read here in a while

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