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bondiguy
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 05:59
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#381
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Well... I guess it'd happene eventually...
In life there is bound to be a few bad days here and there
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:08
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#382
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In life there is bound to be a few bad days here and there
Makes you appreciate the good things in life.. like threesomes with Chickie and Bunni!
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:11
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Makes you appreciate the good things in life.. like threesomes with Chickie and Bunni!
Thats right... for everything as beautiful as that 3some, there has to be something equally unattractive
It's newtown's law I think
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:13
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#384
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Thats right... for everything as beautiful as that 3some, there has to be something equally unattractive
It's newtown's law I think
I wish they taught physics that way!! I'd remember everything!
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:16
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#385
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I wish they taught physics that way!! I'd remember everything!
Maybe I should get into educating?
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:17
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#386
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Maybe I should get into educating?
It'd be revolutionary... I'm tellin' ya!
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:23
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#387
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It'd be revolutionary... I'm tellin' ya!
and I'd get to perv at high school girls
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:26
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#388
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and I'd get to perv at high school girls
Sounds like you were born to be a teacher...
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:29
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#389
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Sounds like you were born to be a teacher...
I have found my calling
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:41
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#390
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I have found my calling
and just in time too! I heard you were contemplating becomming a gay porn star...
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:43
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#391
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and just in time too! I heard you were contemplating becomming a gay porn star...
You misunderstood... I wanted to become a porn star in films containing gay women!
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:45
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You misunderstood... I wanted to become a porn star in films containing gay women!
Ohhhhhh!!! I remember now... you tried out for a part in Butch Girls Gone Wild Construction Worked Edition...
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:48
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Ohhhhhh!!! I remember now... you tried out for a part in Butch Girls Gone Wild Construction Worked Edition...
It was a lesson never to agre to audition for a film when drunk
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:49
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It was a lesson never to agre to audition for a film when drunk
Let us all learn from your mistakes
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:53
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Let us all learn from your mistakes
Trouble was i auditioned 3 times
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:53
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Trouble was i auditioned 3 times
3rd time's a charm!
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:55
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#397
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3rd time's a charm!
Well I did get the gig
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:56
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Well I did get the gig
Congratulations! Your mother must be so proud!
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:58
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Congratulations! Your mother must be so proud!
She sheds a tear or two every day... I can only assume they're tears of joy?
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▫ Aug 13 2007, 06:59
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She sheds a tear or two every day... I can only assume they're tears of joy?
Well...if that's what makes you happy, then of course they're tears of joy!
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