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Double D's
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▫ Jan 17 2007, 21:31 Post #41
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
almost missed this one.  very funny.  I wonder if that weird pee guy has one of those stickers :unsure:

Probably, he might have stolen it from 3d's bumper.
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 17 2007, 21:42 Post #42
QUOTE(closeup)
Probably, he might have stolen it from 3d's bumper.


the only bumber sticker I have on any of my vehicles is simple ..

FOR A SMALL TOWN THIS ONE SURE HAS ALOT OF ASSHOLES ...

it works in alot of places .. Hint hint !!!
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▫ Jan 17 2007, 21:46 Post #43
QUOTE(ddd35)
the only bumber sticker I have on any of my vehicles  is simple ..

FOR A SMALL TOWN THIS ONE SURE HAS ALOT OF ASSHOLES ... 

it works in alot of places  .. Hint hint !!!

it just isn't worth the effort to try to figure out the best line in this scene, so I'll just post the whole damn scene...

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 17 2007, 21:49 Post #44
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
it just isn't worth the effort to try to figure out the best line in this scene, so I'll just post the whole damn scene...

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!


:thumbup: why I have no idea .
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Double D's
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▫ Jan 17 2007, 21:49 Post #45
QUOTE(ddd35)
the only bumber sticker I have on any of my vehicles  is simple ..

FOR A SMALL TOWN THIS ONE SURE HAS ALOT OF ASSHOLES ... 

it works in alot of places  .. Hint hint !!!

You mean it works in more places than just holding your bumper on? Like where, over the rip in the driver's seat or to patch the hole in the roof? You must be another McGiver.
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 17 2007, 21:53 Post #46
QUOTE(closeup)
You mean it works in more places than just holding your bumper on? Like where, over the rip in the driver's seat or to patch the hole in the roof? You must be another McGiver.


:roflmao: you figured it out and it only took a few minutes instead of days this time ...
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▫ Jan 17 2007, 22:05 Post #47
QUOTE(closeup)
You mean it works in more places than just holding your bumper on? Like where, over the rip in the driver's seat or to patch the hole in the roof? You must be another McGiver.

that was actually kinda funny.

I mean, not ha ha funny, but funny nonetheless.
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▫ Jan 17 2007, 22:10 Post #48
QUOTE(ddd35)
the only bumber sticker I have on any of my vehicles  is simple ..

FOR A SMALL TOWN THIS ONE SURE HAS ALOT OF ASSHOLES ... 

it works in alot of places  .. Hint hint !!!


Why advertise?
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 17 2007, 22:23 Post #49
QUOTE(Seymour)
Why advertise?

:thumbup: :roflmao:
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▫ Jan 17 2007, 22:43 Post #50
QUOTE(Seymour)
Why advertise?

:roflmao:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Jan 18 2007, 05:55 Post #51
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Resume... It still sounds strange to me


Missed :ph34r:

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I think all 4 of us, with our differing time zones, could cover this place around the clock.


I can tell you guys what will happen in the future and alert you to any problems that will arise the next day! :P
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 13:35 Post #52
QUOTE(Seymour)
Why advertise?

cause its a fact ..
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 16:11 Post #53
QUOTE(ddd35)
cause its a fact ..

that noise you hear is the joke going over your head. :lol:
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 16:12 Post #54
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Missed :ph34r:
I can tell you guys what will happen in the future and alert you to any problems that will arise the next day! :P

well, with a plan like that in place, how can we go wrong?

so can you tell me the winning lottery numbers???
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 16:47 Post #55
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
that noise you hear is the joke going over your head. :lol:

did you expect anything less? :2thumbsup: :cheers: :thumbup:

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
well, with a plan like that in place, how can we go wrong?

so can you tell me the winning lottery numbers???


I bet they are 17-3-25-42-38-49!
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 17:35 Post #56
QUOTE(Gnappster)
did you expect anything less?  :2thumbsup:   :cheers:   :thumbup:
I bet they are 17-3-25-42-38-49!

Oh, man. If my wife were 17, I'd be rich.
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 18 2007, 18:25 Post #57
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
that noise you hear is the joke going over your head. :lol:


but there is no noise , just fact I am a asshole and proud of it , it comes with the silver spoon . :thumbup: :nahnah: :cheers: :drinkup: :P :2thumbsup: and that is all !!!!
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 19 2007, 06:26 Post #58
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
that noise you hear is the joke going over your head. :lol:


VROOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!

QUOTE(Bobaloo)
well, with a plan like that in place, how can we go wrong?


Quite obviously... nothing can passibly go wrong?

QUOTE(Gnappster)
did you expect anything less?  :2thumbsup:   :cheers:   :thumbup:
I bet they are 17-3-25-42-38-49!


Spotted :thumbup:
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▫ Jan 19 2007, 13:57 Post #59
QUOTE(bondiguy)
VROOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Quite obviously... nothing  can passibly go wrong?
Spotted :thumbup:


Speaking of deteorating posts .. this one above took alot of brain powere as well .. :thumbup:
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Melon Master
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▫ Jan 19 2007, 17:56 Post #60
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Oh, man.  If my wife were 17, I'd be rich.


Or if you lived in Arkansas, she'd be too old :lol:
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