yea....she's right. guess i won't be finishing the story.
c'mon hott.. finish that great story... I'm sure no one cares if sex is included... if they do - heck with 'em... send it to my mailbox I'd love to hear the ending
Life is not about sense mate , its about fact , weve been here before and the fact is ID bet your shorter then Ron JEremy in the context of what you would be masterbating with .. I know its a unclear proverb , but look down when your in the shower and you will get the just of it all ... in other words there is no comparison .. and if that doesnt get the point across then chalk it up like most people do here about the pointless posts there stupid and make no sense but they add to the post count and keep some threads at the top .. and hey as long as im smiling' in your avator it says VOTE # 1 Board MOD , does that mean your recommending evrybody vote for BOB as he is #1 on the ballot ?
I try to ignore you but sometimes idiocy needs to be brought into line...
Vote #1 is a term used in prefferential voting, and in here, it is called a fucking joke. Look it up in the dictionary.
The term Gnappy used, "If masturbation was sex, call me John Holmes/Ron Jeremy" has fucking nothing to do with cock size. In fact, we are both making fun at ourselves. It has got to do with the fact that if masturbation DID count as sex, our respective tallies would be up there with the 2 famous porn stars.
I try to ignore you but sometimes idiocy needs to be brought into line...
Vote #1 is a term used in prefferential voting, and in here, it is called a fucking joke. Look it up in the dictionary.
The term Gnappy used, "If masturbation was sex, call me John Holmes/Ron Jeremy" has fucking nothing to do with cock size. In fact, we are both making fun at ourselves. It has got to do with the fact that if masturbation DID count as sex, our respective tallies would be up there with the 2 famous porn stars.
fucking moron
I cant beleive you would take the time to show the world that you masterbate that much , speaking of idiots ,, UMMM
The point is I look at the joke differently , so You go fuck all the morons you want DUDE !!!! I more then understand the vote term it was a joke , SOn figure it out ..wow your really worried about losing that mod spot arent ya ...I hope I can help ... dont look now but Gnappy is up 1
I've given the question of whether or not to tell this story a lot of thought, and in the end came to the conclusion that it probably wouldn't hurt. About five year ago I went on vacation with a boyfriend to Jamaica. I had NO idea what the term "hedonism" implied at the time, but it wasn't long before I became aware of a world that I'd never been a part of (or even thought of becoming a part of). OMG! The place we stayed was prctically a nudist camp! There were naked people everywhere, doing everything you can imagine in plain view, out in the open. I'd never seen people having sex in public like that. It was completely mind blowing. After we were there a couple of days it became fun just walking around watching everything. My first personal experience came one day when my boyfriend went off with some guys to play golf and left me to enjoy the beach for the day alone. I decided that as I was on a nude beach that I should do as the Romans do. I noticed three naked staring at mefor quite some time. This made me very nervous, so I got up and walked down to the water and went for a swim and tried to limit their view of me by stay submerged. After a short time I thought "this is stupid" so I went back to my lounge and tried to relax. Before I knew it they were standing along side of me trying to strike up a conversation. It was basicsmall talk. I have to say the sight of three adult men strange men standing just a foot or two away from me, at times with their cocks literally inches from my face ecited me. I watched their eyes and they were all scanning my body. After about twenty minutes two of them spotted a couple of women that they obviously knew and went off with them. The third guy stayed along side of my lounge continuing to "bla-bla" me. It wasn't long before I realized that his cock had reached a semiaroused state. It was now pointing directly at my face. I could feel that little tickle I get in my clitoris when I'm about to get turned on. I stared at his thing so that he'd see me admiring it to see where this was going. I remember I didn't really ever consider that I'd ever actually have sex with this guy, but it was kind of fun turning him on. I looked up at him and said "wow, look at you! You know you've got a beautiful dick. Don't you?" He smailed,and his dick shot to full attention. I sat up abruptely (like I was excited) and made some little sexy sound. The guy's hand moved over to his dick and his fingers wapped around it and squeezed. We continued to talk with him asking me if I wanted to do him or was I here for sex? I told him that I was here with someone and that I really didn't have any designs on sleeping with anyone else. But, I did say I was having a good time watching people having sex all over the place. IIt was at this time when I noticed that his hand had graduated to sliding slowly up and down the shaft of his cock. A reality check hit me momentarily, and I thought to myself that I cpuldn't believe that I was sitting there, butt naked on the edge of my lounge, on a beach with people walking by, watching this strange man slowly jack off about a foot and a half from my face. He snapped me out of my hpno-thought by asking if I thought it would be OK if he asked me to touch myself for him. I was actually surprised at the word that then came out of my mouth. "Sure, I'm so horny right now all I want to do is cum as hard as I can." I swung one leg over back on the lounge and slid my right hand down into my pubic hair, between my lips and onto the tip of my clit. It had to be 95 degrees out, but when I looked down at my body, I noticed that My nipples were about as hard as I'd ever seen them. I looked up to see that he'd moved closer and he was now standing with his dick almost over me. He was still jacking his dick off slowly, but I could tell something was happening as his leg and butt muscles kept tensing up. As I looked away I could see several guys as well as couples glancing our way. GOD!!!!!!!! I was SO turned on! I closed my eyes momentarily, then felt his lg brushing up against my left leg that was still off the lounge with my foot in the sand. This caused me to look up at him, and as I did I heard a muffled groan from him as I saw a huge glob of white cum stremming out of the head of his dick. It hit me on the shoulder, arm, left voob, and nipple. I'm sure my eues went totally wide as I watched his cock continue to squirt and drip on me. I closed my eyes once again and noe rubbing my clit as fast as I could, came so hard I actually screamed. I opened my eyes to see and hear a couple of men and women applauding. During the following 10 days a lot more stuff happened. I had the time of my life on that vacation and became aware of a part of my sexuality that I never knew existed. But, on that day when I went back to the room, I culdn't help thinking about what had happened and the thought of it turned me on all over again. So, I walked outonto the patio (which was in plain vie of the pool area) an pulled up a lounge with the intention to masterbate again. This time I knew ecactly what I was doing and decided to just put on a show for anyone who wanted to watch. I made mysel comfortable, spread my legs as far apart as I could and proceded to fingerbang myself. Before I knew it I had several people around me watching me. Even now just remembering some of the things I did on that vacation gets me so hot that I need to find the nearest ladiesroom so I can masterbate. I'm sure that it was without a doubt the "trigger" that turned me into an uncontroled exhibitionist. Someday I want to go back to the same hotel and atmosphere. It was totally wonderful looking at so many erect penises everywhere as well as seeing women going down on men in every nook of the hotel. The oral sex in that place is UNBELIEVABLE! Ecuse me now guys....Gotta go take care of business.
*KISSES*
c'mon hott.. finish that great story... I'm sure no one cares if sex is included... if they do - heck with 'em... send it to my mailbox I'd love to hear the ending
yea....she's right. guess i won't be finishing the story.
do it for me baby!
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I cant beleive you would take the time to show the world that you masterbate that much , speaking of idiots ,, UMMM
The point is I look at the joke differently , so You go fuck all the morons you want DUDE !!!! I more then understand the vote term it was a joke , SOn figure it out ..wow your really worried about losing that mod spot arent ya ...I hope I can help ... dont look now but Gnappy is up 1
I cant beleive you would take the time to show the world that you masterbate that much , speaking of idiots ,, UMMM
The point is I look at the joke differently , so You go fuck all the morons you want DUDE !!!! I more then understand the vote term it was a joke , SOn figure it out ..wow your really worried about losing that mod spot arent ya ...I hope I can help ... dont look now but Gnappy is up 1
Mate i dont really care if im not the mod... someone who knows all about jokes, you should realise I am having fun with the whole thing... anyone who does it will be fine by me.
And another thing, telllling the world how much i masturbate was another joke. Honestly are you that retarded or are you playing for the cameras?
Im done acknowledging your posts, what was once funny is now sad in regards to yourself
Mate i dont really care if im not the mod... someone who knows all about jokes, you should realise I am having fun with the whole thing... anyone who does it will be fine by me.
And another thing, telllling the world how much i masturbate was another joke. Honestly are you that retarded or are you playing for the cameras?
Im done acknowledging your posts, what was once funny is now sad in regards to yourself
My hubby and I are really getting into this exhibition thing. We're planning a day of it saturday.I've got this thin fleece zip up jacket that works well for showing my tits.In brighter light you can see my nipples through it so I like to be outside alot.But inside can be fun also when we are in stores that guys frequent. My thing is to be squatting down slightly bent forword looking at something on the bottom shelf when a guy approaches. The zipper is down enough that when he looks down, my tits are completly exposed. My hubby is always far enough away so it doesn't look like we're together but close enough to see what is going on. I can feel them staring down at me when they stop to happen to find what they are looking for right next to me.I usually look up and smile then go back to what I was looking at while they get and eye full.Life can be fun here in south florida.
