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Member No.: 19477 View profile Log in to message
Training Bra
Member No.: 19477 Posts: 5 Joined: 12/2006
▫ Dec 10 2006, 23:50 Post #1
hey everyone. what can you hang on your nipples? hmmm lol here's a suggestion: CD'S. how many cd's can you hold on your erected nipples? have a try! be careful though, as it can hurt putting CD'S on them. you have been warned. or, try something else...
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Dec 11 2006, 04:18 Post #2
It seems there is one born every minute...

I see you are a noob... here are some tips. READ THE FUCKING FAQs BEFORE POSTING ON THE BOARDS!!!

Also, this topic could be easily covered

HERE

or

HERE

and probably a whole bunch of threads already created!
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Training Bra
Member No.: 19477 Posts: 5 Joined: 12/2006
▫ Dec 11 2006, 16:46 Post #3
QUOTE(bondiguy)
It seems there is one born every minute...

I see you are a noob... here are some tips. READ THE FUCKING FAQs BEFORE POSTING ON THE BOARDS!!!

Also, this topic could be easily covered

HERE

or

HERE

and probably a whole bunch of threads already created!


alright! calm down! jesus christ!
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A Cup
Member No.: 18119 Posts: 52 Joined: 10/2006
▫ Dec 11 2006, 17:26 Post #4
Putting on my kevlar vest for this one.
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E Cup+
Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Dec 11 2006, 20:57 Post #5
QUOTE(adzster)
alright! calm down! jesus christ!

While we all hold bondi in high regard, I think mixing him up with Jesus Christ is a little overboard.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 11 2006, 21:15 Post #6
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
While we all hold bondi in high regard, I think mixing him up with Jesus Christ is a little overboard.


I had a joke lined up for that but we don't need another danish cartoon fisaco :o
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Dec 11 2006, 22:43 Post #7
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I had a joke lined up for that but we don't need another danish cartoon fisaco  :o

I say just go for it. what could it hurt? :unsure:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 11 2006, 23:00 Post #8
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I say just go for it.  what could it hurt? :unsure:


I dunno, it wasn't even that good.
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Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Dec 11 2006, 23:02 Post #9
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I dunno, it wasn't even that good.

Well, I ain't gonna beg. The only person who ever gets to hear me beg is my wife. she says my begging helps her fall asleep.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Dec 11 2006, 23:10 Post #10
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Well, I ain't gonna beg.  The only person who ever gets to hear me beg is my wife.  she says my begging helps her fall asleep.


OK, but if you want to hear another one...There was a Mama Tomato, a Papa Tomato and a Baby Tomato walking down the street... and the Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and the Mama Tomato looks back and says, "Ketchup".
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▫ Dec 11 2006, 23:17 Post #11
QUOTE(Gnappster)
OK, but if you want to hear another one...There was a Mama Tomato, a Papa Tomato and a Baby Tomato walking down the street... and the Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and the Mama Tomato looks back and says, "Ketchup".

:o Were you in the Fox Force Five???

actually, I love tht joke. I oftentimes will stomp my foot and say catch up if someone says ketchup or sometimes if someone stomps their foot I'll shout catch up. or sometimes I'll even -- ah, never mind.
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D Cup
Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006
▫ Dec 11 2006, 23:22 Post #12
QUOTE(adzster)
hey everyone. what can you hang on your nipples? hmmm lol here's a suggestion: CD'S. how many cd's can you hold on your erected nipples? have a try! be careful though, as it can hurt putting CD'S on them. you have been warned. or, try something else...

my nipples are so small i bet i could stick them into the end of a cell phone cord, what kind of charge do u think the phone would get? well, next time i'm bored, i'll stick them in some stuff and take a pic for ya. :)
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D Cup
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▫ Dec 11 2006, 23:23 Post #13
QUOTE(boanna)
my nipples are so small i bet i could stick them into the end of a cell phone cord, what kind of charge do u think the phone would get?  well, next time i'm bored, i'll stick them in some stuff and take a pic for ya.  :)

sorry to interrupt you fellas.
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▫ Dec 11 2006, 23:25 Post #14
QUOTE(boanna)
my nipples are so small i bet i could stick them into the end of a cell phone cord, what kind of charge do u think the phone would get?  well, next time i'm bored, i'll stick them in some stuff and take a pic for ya.  :)

bo, you're amazing. Want to have a sleepover??
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Dec 12 2006, 00:42 Post #15
QUOTE(bondiguy)
It seems there is one born every minute...

I see you are a noob... here are some tips. READ THE FUCKING FAQs BEFORE POSTING ON THE BOARDS!!!

Also, this topic could be easily covered

HERE

or

HERE

and probably a whole bunch of threads already created!


That about covers it! :thumbup:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Dec 12 2006, 04:00 Post #16
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
While we all hold bondi in high regard, I think mixing him up with Jesus Christ is a little overboard.


Nahh... I'm not running for Jesus!

QUOTE(Gnappster)
I had a joke lined up for that but we don't need another danish cartoon fisaco  :o


:roflmao: Watch out... the extremists will rise up and retaliate!

QUOTE(evade20)
That about covers it!  :thumbup:


and look for a similar, yet harsher response in the same thread created by the same moron in the Members Area
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B Cup
Member No.: 11483 Posts: 479 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Dec 13 2006, 14:12 Post #17
What do you think the over /under is on how many cd's mine will hold?
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Double D's
Member No.: 9297 Posts: 2,742 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Dec 13 2006, 14:21 Post #18
QUOTE(peakaboobs)
What do you think the over /under is on how many cd's mine will hold?

i love a demo :2thumbsup: What a nice set..it will take a few for me to size them up :)
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Dec 13 2006, 14:30 Post #19
QUOTE(boanna)
my nipples are so small i bet i could stick them into the end of a cell phone cord, what kind of charge do u think the phone would get?  well, next time i'm bored, i'll stick them in some stuff and take a pic for ya.  :)

wow glad ya put it back on topic , great nipples I think the best place to stick them would be in my MOUTH :bonerfied:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Dec 13 2006, 14:31 Post #20
QUOTE(peakaboobs)
What do you think the over /under is on how many cd's mine will hold?

Well try it and show us , great nipples on some great boobies on a great body :2thumbsup:
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