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▫ Dec 8 2006, 16:31 Post #1
I don't think this topic has been talked out. Here and there, a post or two broaches the subject. But now it has it's own thread. I was going to go with a poll but decided this would be more interesting. As we all know, after 10 or 12 posts, it will veer off- topic into Simpson quotes and Evade bashing, but at least those few on -topic posts might be worth reading.
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 16:37 Post #2
haha, it's funny cuz it's true.

what have I learned from RMM?
well before this place I never would have guessed there were this many hot women out there willing to show off their tata's for my enjoyment, for free!
Thank baby Jesus for the internet!
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 16:52 Post #3
I have learned that there are many many sexy ladies out there that are willing to show the Awesome bodies , and are not shy about doing so .. and that there are many different countrys represented and they all like boobs and showing them off . and that there are many gay nerds that frequent these boards to help themselves feel better about themselves , and that black out is not just a term used when the power goes off !!!!! :cheers: :P
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Double D's
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 17:06 Post #4
Boobs are like eggs in an egg carton. You know how when you open a carton of eggs and what you're seeing is probably 60-75% of the whole egg? You assume that the other 25-40% looks the same. Same with boobs. If you saw some woman's cleavage or she's at the beach in a bikini top, you always visualize what the part you're NOT seeing looks like. But, as RMM has taught me, you most likely would be wrong. Even more so if they are under a shirt or sweater.

Another thing is sort of what Gnappy said: It's amazing that so many woman have that little bit of exhibitionism in them and that RMM really seems to fill that need.
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 17:53 Post #5
QUOTE(Gnappster)
haha, it's funny cuz it's true.

what have I learned from RMM?
well before this place I never would have guessed there were this many hot women out there willing to show off their tata's for my enjoyment, for free!
Thank baby Jesus for the internet!


:flashboobs: amen :niceones:
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 19:14 Post #6
I learned that I don't really need to work while I'm at work. I can give the appearnce of strong work ethic if I squint my eyes and drop my eyebrows a little when typing a post.

I also learned the cities of where quite a few hot women live. I have so much more time to do things around the house now that my stalker research is cut nearly in half.
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Melon Master
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 20:39 Post #7
I was going to say what Gnappy said... How many hot women will nude up for my enjoyment? It is amazing...

I have also learnt a lot about other countries, namely Canada and the USA. I have learnt not all Yankees are obnoxious, gun totting rednecks.

I have learnt a lot about the internet funnily enough. Before RMM I used it purely as a porn search engine but it has so many uses.

Lastly, my Simpsons knowledge has never been at such a level!
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▫ Dec 8 2006, 23:16 Post #8
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I was going to say what Gnappy said... How many hot women will nude up for my enjoyment? It is amazing...

I have also learnt a lot about other countries, namely Canada and the USA. I have learnt not all Yankees are obnoxious, gun totting rednecks.

I have learnt a lot about the internet funnily enough. Before RMM I used it purely as a porn search engine but it has so many uses.

Lastly, my Simpsons knowledge has never been at such a level!

Well said. I am now more on the lookout for simpsons references and find myself laughing about simpson-isms even in real life. Sometimes I want ot say something like spotted when I'm at a bar, and people look at me like I'm a moron. It's sad, though, cuz sometimes they look at me like I'm a moron even when I don't say things like that. :wacko:

Okay. i had a point when I started posting this and then my mind just raced into blah-blah-ness. Sorry 'bout that.
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▫ Dec 9 2006, 00:43 Post #9
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Well said.  I am now more on the lookout for simpsons references and find myself laughing about simpson-isms even in real life.  Sometimes I want ot say something like spotted when I'm at a bar, and people look at me like I'm a moron.  It's sad, though, cuz sometimes they look at me like I'm a moron even when I don't say things like that. :wacko:

Okay.  i had a point when I started posting this and then my mind just raced into blah-blah-ness.  Sorry 'bout that.


As sad as it is... I do that in reality too.

I'm always like, "This reminds me of X Simpsons Episode because of...."

The onyl one who understands it is my brother
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▫ Dec 9 2006, 05:25 Post #10
Here's another thing I've noticed: Say, for example, Jennifer Aniston posted on the rating page. No head shot, just the boobs and body. She wouldn't make the best melons of the month list. And she's hot. Think of all the movie stars that wouldn't make the list that are considered "hot". Cameron Diaz? Maybe a 7. Britney Spears? Maybe a 7. Lindsey Lohan? Probably a 6.5. Paris Hilton? She'd be lucky to get a 7. My point is that some of the woman who post here are incrediblity hot, no matter who you compare them to. I can think of at least a dozen women here who are hotter than 90% of any woman you'll ever see on T.V. or in the movies.
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▫ Dec 9 2006, 13:17 Post #11
Wow great question closeup. What has RMM taught me?

Well first off it has stregthened my admiration for the female form in all of its sizes and shapes. Its has also stregthened my right forearm to where I can almost pop a tennisball :lol: Where I was just a big boob fetishist before I have come to love all of you lovely ladies' myraid of cup sizes and pretty nipples. I Used to love boobies before RMM now I REALLY LOVEM!!! :D Lotta pretty pussies out there too :eatme:

It has shown me I need to goto England asap :) Lotta great tits on the Isle :D

It has shown me that there are a lotta fucking stupid moron self centered men out there with really incredibly sexy women that they prolly don't even know they have sleeping next to them each night.

It has also shown me the lengths and tolerance that some women have for these stupid men.

It has shown me that Women with power are sexy as fuck ( cough BTS cough).... well she was fucking sexy before but the thought she edit me at will just gets me hard :D

It has shown me there are a lotta ignorant people out there allowed to breathe oxygen and their only satifaction comes from leaving fucked up comments or posting fakes on a little old titty site ... Bigboobs38gg, crusherfla, pandabear, etc etc etc You can pick up a gun and a box of shells just about anywhere. Insert barrel A into mouth B and pull trigger C. See everybody wins.

For the most part RMM has shown me that there are fellow pervs out there who enjoy all aspects of sex as much as I do and pervettes who feed us our medicine on a daily basis. :niceones:
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▫ Dec 9 2006, 17:51 Post #12
hmmm.......

This place has made me realize that you can be fond of people that you have never met and probably will never cross paths with in real time.

You can become addicted to something so simple as posting comments and pics of yourself.

I have a little exhibitionist in me... did you know that. ????

closeup, your comment about the jennifer aniston thing is dead on!
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▫ Dec 9 2006, 18:45 Post #13
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Well said.  I am now more on the lookout for simpsons references and find myself laughing about simpson-isms even in real life.  Sometimes I want ot say something like spotted when I'm at a bar, and people look at me like I'm a moron.  It's sad, though, cuz sometimes they look at me like I'm a moron even when I don't say things like that. :wacko:

Okay.  i had a point when I started posting this and then my mind just raced into blah-blah-ness.  Sorry 'bout that.


My wife said something funny the other day and I said HEY-OH! She looked at me like I was retarded(not uncommon). True it is from the Tonight Show, but we stole it from the Simpsons.
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▫ Dec 11 2006, 04:24 Post #14
QUOTE(closeup)
Here's another thing I've noticed: Say, for example, Jennifer Aniston posted on the rating page. No head shot, just the boobs and body. She wouldn't make the best melons of the month list. And she's hot. Think of all the movie stars that wouldn't make the list that are considered "hot". Cameron Diaz? Maybe a 7. Britney Spears? Maybe a 7. Lindsey Lohan? Probably a 6.5. Paris Hilton? She'd be lucky to get a 7. My point is that some of the  woman who post here are incrediblity hot, no matter who you compare them to. I can think of at least a dozen women here who are hotter than 90% of any woman you'll ever see on T.V. or in the movies.


Touche.... alot of women are beautiful because they are famous, they have the best hair stylists, fashion stylists, make up artists at their disposal and images of them are taken by the cream of the crop in the photography business.

Hence, this si why I enjoy the amateur nature of this site

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN)
For the most part RMM has shown me that there are fellow pervs out there who enjoy all aspects of sex as much as I do and pervettes who feed us our medicine on a daily basis.  :niceones:


I agree with all your points but the last one especially! I thought I was the only one :P

QUOTE(Gnappster)
My wife said something funny the other day and I said HEY-OH! She looked at me like I was retarded(not uncommon). True it is from the Tonight Show, but we stole it from the Simpsons.


If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit
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▫ Dec 11 2006, 15:46 Post #15
QUOTE(bondiguy)
If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit


HEY-OH! :P

I heard on the radio this morning that the number one fantasy for women polled was exhibitionism....interesting.
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▫ Dec 11 2006, 20:54 Post #16
QUOTE(Gnappster)
HEY-OH!  :P
I heard on the radio this morning that the number one fantasy for women polled was exhibitionism....interesting.

Well, thank god for that.

Now I can only hope that frequent, unsatisfying 5-second sex sessions with nerds is a close second.
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▫ Dec 11 2006, 21:27 Post #17
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
Well, thank god for that.

Now I can only hope that frequent, unsatisfying 5-second sex sessions with nerds is a close second.
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▫ Dec 11 2006, 21:40 Post #18
QUOTE(Gnappster)
HEY-OH!  :P
I heard on the radio this morning that the number one fantasy for women polled was exhibitionism....interesting.


I read on a tech/geek newssite that the new fantasy for geeks is to watch people
unbox stuff they cant afford themselves
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▫ Dec 11 2006, 21:45 Post #19
QUOTE(Christof)
I read on a tech/geek newssite that the new fantasy for geeks is to watch people
unbox stuff they cant afford themselves


that's both funny and sad :lol: :(
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▫ Dec 11 2006, 22:31 Post #20
..... rmm reminds me every day that there are a lot of jealous humans on this earth. And jealousy...is that one of the seven sins?

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