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E Cup+
Member No.: 11695 Posts: 7,001 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 18 2006, 17:30 Post #21
QUOTE(Gnappster)
my wife is married but I'm not :P

I have no idea where that line came from, but it cracks people up every time I use it. I think I got it from you, but I've never known you to say anything original, so I'm assuming you got it from somewhere else.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Oct 18 2006, 18:00 Post #22
QUOTE(Bobaloo)
I have no idea where that line came from, but it cracks people up every time I use it.  I think I got it from you, but I've never known you to say anything original, so I'm assuming you got it from somewhere else.


you might have got it from me and you are correct in thinking that I stole it from somewhere.

I'm an off and on pro wrestling fan. Every few years when its good I watch, right now I don't.

Anyway, years ago, this guy named Dean Malenko was trying to pick up this girl wrestler named Lita. People would say, "but dude, aren't you married?"
to which he would answer, "'my wife is married, but I'm not"

where he stole it from, I have no idea.

and now you know the rest of the story.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 18 2006, 19:06 Post #23
QUOTE(Gnappster)
It's in Smoke and Mirrors..
my wife is married but I'm not :P


:ph34r: :huh: :lol:
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A Cup
Member No.: 8548 Posts: 16 Joined: 06/2005
▫ Oct 19 2006, 01:18 Post #24
I'm glad you guys like to speak your mind, and thanks for your opinions! Now lets get a FEMALE opinion......
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Double D's
Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005
▫ Oct 19 2006, 01:23 Post #25
QUOTE(muzicmaniac2005)
I'm glad you guys like to speak your mind, and thanks for your opinions!  Now lets get a FEMALE opinion......

I think I can speak for all old women when I say, "Yes, we like to get screwed by young studs" I think Oprah did a show on this subject, or maybe it was Jerry Springer.
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Oct 19 2006, 03:16 Post #26
QUOTE(closeup)
I think I can speak for all old women when I say, "Yes, we like to get screwed by young studs" I think Oprah did a show on this subject, or maybe it was Jerry Springer.


It was Springer

Oprah was just one of the guests :lol:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 19 2006, 07:15 Post #27
QUOTE(evade20)
There are no "older women" on this site...just beautiful babes of varying ages.
In the spiirit of Halloween.... :lol:


Well not older than you anyway! :blink:

QUOTE(evade20)
Your S/O reads RMM?  :blink:


I believe I know who she is :thumbup:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Oct 19 2006, 10:55 Post #28
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Well not older than you anyway! :blink:
I believe I know who she is :thumbup:

okay dont keep it to yourself ?
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 19 2006, 11:10 Post #29
QUOTE(ddd35)
okay dont keep it to yourself ?


Nt without UB's blessing as I once told him I would keep it hush hush
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Melon Master
Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006
▫ Oct 19 2006, 13:22 Post #30
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Nt without UB's blessing as I once told him I would keep it hush hush


i like your valor here to a friend :thumbup:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 19 2006, 13:41 Post #31
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Well not older than you anyway! :blink:


Not true!

It's DeJaVu all over again .... :niceones:



Logging in at 58...clearly her spirit is still young... :2thumbsup:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Oct 19 2006, 16:48 Post #32
QUOTE(evade20)
Not true!

It's DeJaVu all over again .... :niceones:
Logging in at 58...clearly her spirit is still young... :2thumbsup:


I thought evade was like 100? :wacko:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 19 2006, 17:20 Post #33
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I thought evade was like 100? :wacko:


You're adding up all my previous life times...
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 19 2006, 22:35 Post #34
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I thought evade was like 100? :wacko:


I guessed at 104
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 20 2006, 13:39 Post #35
QUOTE(bondiguy)
Well not older than you anyway! :blink:
I believe I know who she is :thumbup:


On your solemn honor do not tell :thumbup: ...besides, it would take all the fun out of it for the rest of us to figure out. :P
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Melon Master
Member No.: 11658 Posts: 21,459 Joined: 11/2005
▫ Oct 20 2006, 13:41 Post #36
QUOTE(bondiguy)
I guessed at 104


That would be because you have added the combined ages of evade20 & evade21... :lol:
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 20 2006, 15:34 Post #37
QUOTE(evade20)
That would be because you have added the combined ages of  evade20 & evade21... :lol:


yes, evade21 is 12 years old
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 20 2006, 16:17 Post #38
QUOTE(Gnappster)
yes, evade21 is 12 years old


Yeah, he's trying to get picked up by one of those kinky teachers that you hear about in the news... :bonerfied:
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Melon Master
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▫ Oct 21 2006, 21:22 Post #39
well on the topic of younger vs. older , had to sit thru a school mtg the other night , and the student council gave a presentation , 3- 18 yr old famales well built and very fit and trim ,, my my to be that age again ~~~ :bonerfied:
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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Oct 22 2006, 00:17 Post #40
QUOTE(evade20)
On your solemn honor do not tell :thumbup: ...besides, it would take all the fun out of it for the rest of us to figure out.  :P


I wouldn't... my word is my word :thumbup:

QUOTE(Gnappster)
yes, evade21 is 12 years old


Hey-Oh!!! :lol:
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