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Double D's

Member No.: 9341 Posts: 4,403 Joined: 07/2005

▫ Oct 11 2006, 21:51 Post #41

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

Dude, you're way off!!! here's one that's pretty dumb based on what the OP was getting at. It was actually made interesting with a bit of banter between bondi and what's his face in this thread.

I guess you're right, but there is enough stupidity for them all to have their fair share. It just shows you can have a room temperature IQ and still enjoy a nice rack.

Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Oct 11 2006, 21:57 Post #42

QUOTE(closeup)

I guess you're right, but there is enough stupidity for them all to have their fair share. It just shows you can have a room temperature IQ and still enjoy a nice rack.

a room temp. IQ

even funnier when you use celcius.

that high heels thread wasn't SO bad until you read the guys first post and he couldn't string half an idea together into a cohesive sentence.

Double D's

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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:03 Post #43

QUOTE(Gnappster)

a room temp. IQ

even funnier when you use celcius.

that high heels thread wasn't SO bad until you read the guys first post and he couldn't string half an idea together into a cohesive sentence.

If it started off with Natilie showing off her legs and ass in a pair of high heels, that would have made a good thread. When you start off with "I just want to jerk off to whoever will post a nude picture" it has nowhere to go but downhill. Not to worry, I'll have this douchebag gone in record time."Lynette" was a resilient and resourceful poster, who at least had a brain to use. She wasn't easily dissuaded from posting her nonsense. This hillbilly is using oatmeal for brains and won't last very long.

E Cup+

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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:09 Post #44

QUOTE(closeup)

If it started off with Natilie showing off her legs and ass in a pair of high heels, that would have made a good thread. When you start off with "I just want to jerk off to whoever will post a nude picture" it has nowhere to go but downhill. Not to worry, I'll have this douchebag gone in record time.

mmmmmmmmm, Natalie! I sure do miss her. she's one of my favs

Double D's

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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:15 Post #45

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

mmmmmmmmm, Natalie! I sure do miss her. she's one of my favs

I wonder what happened. She was certainly one of the hottest and coolest women on RMM. She just all of a sudden stopped showing up.

E Cup+

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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:18 Post #46

QUOTE(closeup)

I wonder what happened. She was certainly one of the hottest and coolest women on RMM. She just all of a sudden stopped showing up.

I can't get wireless Internet access in my basement. sorry.

Double D's

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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:26 Post #47

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I can't get wireless Internet access in my basement. sorry.

Number One Fan should be in the basement, Natilie should be in the bedroom. A spare closet, perhaps?

Melon Master

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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:30 Post #48

QUOTE(closeup)

Number One Fan should be in the basement, Natilie should be in the bedroom. A spare closet, perhaps?

nah, bob's already in the closet :gay:

:gay:

Double D's

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▫ Oct 11 2006, 22:33 Post #49

QUOTE(Gnappster)

nah, bob's already in the closet :gay:

:gay:

So that's what he meant. Natalies' down in his basement hooking up wireless internet. I guess I was reading it the wrong way. Sorry Bob.

Melon Master

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▫ Oct 12 2006, 04:33 Post #50

QUOTE(closeup)

So that's what he meant. Natalies' down in his basement hooking up wireless internet. I guess I was reading it the wrong way. Sorry Bob.

Damn, and all this time I thought Nat was tied up in Foxy's closet.... :spankin:

:spankin:

:unsure:

Melon Master

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▫ Oct 12 2006, 07:59 Post #51

QUOTE(Gnappster)

with you posting, I don't have to wait very long for dumbass threads to pop up

BAMMM!!!

E Cup+

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▫ Oct 12 2006, 13:39 Post #52

QUOTE(closeup)

So that's what he meant. Natalies' down in his basement hooking up wireless internet. I guess I was reading it the wrong way. Sorry Bob.

That was actually pretty funny.

Double D's

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▫ Oct 17 2006, 03:56 Post #53

QUOTE(josh22)

you keep your little m-16 ass when get big you can play with the big boys...and a real gun..not a pea shooter

This dumfuck doesn't even have a clue as to what an M16 can do. It's back to your mama's titty for you, little boy. Check back in after you grow a pair of balls.

Melon Master

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▫ Oct 17 2006, 05:50 Post #54

QUOTE(closeup)

This dumfuck doesn't even have a clue as to what an M16 can do. It's back to your mama's titty for you, little boy. Check back in after you grow a pair of balls.

nah... check back when you spour your first pube

Double D's

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▫ Oct 17 2006, 12:10 Post #55

QUOTE(bondiguy)

nah... check back when you spour your first pube

I've changed my mind concerning this hillbilly, I'm going to be the model of restraint and just completely ignore him. He's just too dumb to be any challange and I'm already bored with his half-wit posts.

C Cup

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▫ Oct 17 2006, 13:51 Post #56

QUOTE(closeup)

This dumfuck doesn't even have a clue as to what an M16 can do. It's back to your mama's titty for you, little boy. Check back in after you grow a pair of balls.

hey little guy you can have your M 16 whe you get off the titty and grow anything you can play with the boys ..son..you keep that little shotter close to ya...Ill keep mine.. :haha:

:haha:

Double D's

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▫ Oct 17 2006, 14:13 Post #57

Where's the Smilie of a guy biting his tongue. I promised myself I'm going to ignore this hillbilly and that's what I'm gonna do.

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▫ Oct 17 2006, 14:16 Post #58

QUOTE(closeup)

Where's the Smilie of a guy biting his tongue. I promised myself I'm going to ignore this hillbilly and that's what I'm gonna do.

I'd say

is the closest you're gonna get.

Double D's

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▫ Oct 17 2006, 14:17 Post #59

QUOTE(Bobaloo)

I'd say

is the closest you're gonna get.

I added the hillbilly instead.

Melon Master

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▫ Oct 18 2006, 05:41 Post #60

QUOTE(closeup)

I've changed my mind concerning this hillbilly, I'm going to be the model of restraint and just completely ignore him. He's just too dumb to be any challange and I'm already bored with his half-wit posts.

Ignore who? :blink:

:blink:

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