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Melon Master
Member No.: 7542 Posts: 16,209 Joined: 05/2005
▫ Aug 25 2005, 12:03 Post #21
QUOTE(Narazbad)
remember? he had to go! his gf moved in with him!


oh yeah!

He was in here the other day! Its hard to stay away!

My GF lives with me also but still come online to RMM
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 25 2005, 18:33 Post #22
cuz your a old dirty bastard, like previously stated
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Double D's
Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 29 2005, 13:30 Post #23
I think I've become the monk at the top of the mountain when it comes to self lovin......

been doin it sooooo much that I have acheived the ZEN MASTER- BATOR!!! level of dick jerkin..... :lol:
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A Cup
Member No.: 1517 Posts: 46 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 29 2005, 14:46 Post #24
QUOTE(paybarraman)
I think I've become the monk at the top of the mountain when it comes to self lovin......
been doin it sooooo much that I have acheived the ZEN MASTER- BATOR!!! level of dick jerkin.....  :lol:


At that level you must be able to do it without hands!
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B Cup
Member No.: 9922 Posts: 227 Joined: 08/2005
▫ Aug 29 2005, 14:54 Post #25
QUOTE(paybarraman)
I think I've become the monk at the top of the mountain when it comes to self lovin......
been doin it sooooo much that I have acheived the ZEN MASTER- BATOR!!! level of dick jerkin.....  :lol:


That just aint right! Pay baby, I'll help you "de-monk" yourself!
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 29 2005, 15:50 Post #26
QUOTE(FORAGOODTIME)
That just aint right!  Pay baby, I'll help you "de-monk" yourself!

****scours Hotwire, Orbitz, Expedia, Travelocity, etc for the best possible airfare to Florida****

I wonder what it woul dbe like to feel the pleasure of sexual nirvana.......

****ponders GoodTime giving him just that....a VERY Good Time...*****
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Melon Master
Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 29 2005, 15:52 Post #27
QUOTE(BlackThirteen)
At that level you must be able to do it without hands!


rofl! i was thinking the same thing
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 29 2005, 15:54 Post #28
Ahhhhh, still grasshopper.....tactile sensations very important for fullest orgasmic experience.........

Mmmmmmmm......Ahhhhhhhhhh..........OOOOOOooooooooooh!!!!! :bonerfied:
A Cup
Member No.: 951 Posts: 26 Joined: 03/2005
▫ Aug 29 2005, 19:09 Post #29
QUOTE(jrock8)
how old were you the first time you bought/used a vibrator?  what made you decide to get one?  how much better/different is it than fingers alone?


Is that bought a used vibrator?!?!?!? ohhh wait I got it bought OR used a vibrator...

My mistake :crazydude: Sorry I couldn't resist! :nahnah:
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 29 2005, 19:39 Post #30
QUOTE(BusterHymen)
Is that bought a used vibrator?!?!?!? ohhh wait I got it bought OR used a vibrator...

My mistake  :crazydude:   Sorry I couldn't resist!  :nahnah:


u never know what you'll find at a garage sale
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 30 2005, 05:03 Post #31
uhhhhh....scary.......................
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B Cup
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▫ Aug 31 2005, 12:28 Post #32
Well the first time for me was pretty crazy..... It all started when

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B Cup
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▫ Aug 31 2005, 12:29 Post #33
:thumbup:
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A Cup
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▫ Aug 31 2005, 13:07 Post #34
QUOTE(sussed2)
Well the first time for me was pretty crazy.....  It all started when

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Ahhh! That's not right!
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 31 2005, 15:24 Post #35
QUOTE(sussed2)
Well the first time for me was pretty crazy.....  It all started when

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:bang:
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 31 2005, 20:43 Post #36
QUOTE(sussed2)
Well the first time for me was pretty crazy.....  It all started when

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WTF!?!?!?!?

Hey John!!!! What Happened there?!?!?!?!?!
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 31 2005, 21:08 Post #37
QUOTE(paybarraman)
WTF!?!?!?!?
Hey John!!!!   What Happened there?!?!?!?!?!


I'm still pondering what that said and sussed ain't talking :o
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Double D's
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▫ Aug 31 2005, 21:22 Post #38
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I'm still pondering what that said and sussed ain't talking  :o

You tried too???

I havent gotten a respponse from her........

Hmmmmm now I REALLY Fuckin curious!!!
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Melon Master
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▫ Aug 31 2005, 21:24 Post #39
QUOTE(paybarraman)
You tried too???

I havent gotten a respponse from her........
Hmmmmm now I REALLY Fuckin curious!!!


oh I got a response, it was just a lil vague thats all lol
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C Cup
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▫ Aug 31 2005, 21:27 Post #40
hi beautiful..

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