Firstly loving the combined references there... and I stand corrected, but that was pretty funny
Billy Beer is the inside pocket of your old jacket!
I dont know if I ave shared this story before, but here goes...
A few years back I was in Hawaii with some mates on a surfing trip. Every afternoon we would head to the liquor store and stock up for the night, usually Some Millers Genuine Draft and some spirits. One day we ran into these dudes from Cali and they picked up a case of Bud Lite and we thought that was lame. They then picked up a 6 pack of MGD, turned to us and said, "This should get the night started."

Like drinking full strength beer is some sort of experience for them... I have never laughed so hard in my life!
btw spotted and I have tried kokanee.... pretty damn good!