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Double D's
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:38 Post #241
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
It is a little freaky to be taken at work

BAHHHHHHHHHHHH........I close and lock my door......nobody knows I'm in there......besides, I'm in my office by 6AM EST at the latest so....there's nobody around anyway.....just me my computer and you ladies.......so why not be naked????
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:40 Post #242
damn i missed the paybarraman ass shot! Next, I'm gonna end up missing puppets's balls...
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B Cup
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:41 Post #243
QUOTE(paybarraman)
BAHHHHHHHHHHHH........I close and lock my door......nobody knows I'm in there......besides, I'm in my office by 6AM EST at the latest so....there's nobody around anyway.....just me my computer and you ladies.......so why not be naked????


ewww... I bet there isnt just gum stuck under his desk!

Just kidding sweety pie!
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:41 Post #244
QUOTE(Gnappster)
damn i missed the paybarraman ass shot! Next, I'm gonna end up missing puppets's balls...

Dude.....be thankful......be VERY thankful.....
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:42 Post #245
QUOTE(Jade)
ewww... I bet there isnt just gum stuck under his desk!

Just kidding sweety pie!

Beat the shit outta Paybarraman the walking punching bag!!!!!!! $1.00 a punch!!!!!!!
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:42 Post #246
QUOTE(paybarraman)
Beat the shit outta Paybarraman the walking punching bag!!!!!!!   $1.00 a punch!!!!!!!


ahhhh... i was only kidding... I love your naked ass at work!
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Double D's
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:43 Post #247
QUOTE(Jade)
ewww... I bet there isnt just gum stuck under his desk!

Just kidding sweety pie!


:lol:
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:44 Post #248
QUOTE(Jade)
ahhhh... i was only kidding... I love your naked ass at work!


QUOTE(juicy_DD)
:lol:

Well you've both seen the crotch rocket and he was photographed at work........so put 2 and 2 together along with your pics and stories and .............
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:44 Post #249
QUOTE(paybarraman)
BAHHHHHHHHHHHH........I close and lock my door......nobody knows I'm in there......besides, I'm in my office by 6AM EST at the latest so....there's nobody around anyway.....just me my computer and you ladies.......so why not be naked????


yeah I could see it, pay at work, shirt, tie, fine leather shoes but no pants. :lol:
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:45 Post #250
QUOTE(Gnappster)
yeah I could see it, pay at work, shirt, tie, fine leather shoes but no pants.  :lol:

I have a "Pants Optional" clause in my contract...........
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:48 Post #251
What?........Everyone waiting for the crotch rocket shot now???????
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Melon Master
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:51 Post #252
at the restaurant I used to work at, we were always trying to get Pantless Wedenesdays started for us cooks, just a shirt and apron, but the waitresses out front wouldn't go along with its natural companion, Topless Tuesdays out front.
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:52 Post #253
QUOTE(paybarraman)
What?........Everyone waiting for the crotch rocket shot now???????


maybe i'm the minority on that one in here...
give me a warning post before you unleash the beast.
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Double D's
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:52 Post #254
QUOTE(paybarraman)
I have a "Pants Optional" clause in my contract...........

me 2....
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B Cup
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:54 Post #255
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
me 2....


how do I get in that shower?
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:54 Post #256
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
me 2....

I wanna work in Juicy's office........
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:55 Post #257
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
me 2....


Your work must be a very busy place then!!! :bonerfied:
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:56 Post #258
QUOTE(Jade)
how do I get in that shower?


open invitation hun
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Double D's
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:57 Post #259
I'm noticing that it seems like all the women have open invitations to each other's showers, etc..........

How do I get one of these "Open Invitiations"?
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▫ Jul 25 2005, 17:59 Post #260
QUOTE(juicy_DD)
open invitation hun


****booking flight**** ;)
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