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▫ Sep 18 2006, 19:04 Post #301
QUOTE(bondiguy)
No self Portraits please :blink:


oh sure be that way....I love my body :P
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▫ Sep 18 2006, 21:30 Post #302
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
:drinkup:

well I give up , which one is you ? :crazydude:
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▫ Sep 18 2006, 21:38 Post #303
QUOTE(ddd35)
well I give up , which one is you ? :crazydude:


I am the guy in the other boat with the tele-photo len's

Wishing That was my red stripe!!!!

Mirror mirror on the wall................
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▫ Sep 18 2006, 21:48 Post #304
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
I am the guy in the other boat with the tele-photo len's

Wishing That was my red stripe!!!!

Mirror mirror on the wall................


I bet you could balance it on your head just as well as that girl too :P
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 01:09 Post #305
QUOTE(Gnappster)
I bet you could balance it on your head just as well as that girl too  :P


Oh thats just not right........

fuck_off.jpg

She is a "special" girl... can you imagine---here honey my phone is ringing and it is important, let me just place my beer here on your flat spot while I take some notes...no wait don't stop just be carefull you don't spill it

....now thats right, play with my balls, play with my balls, err.. eee.... ah.... eww....., here wait a minute let me get you a towel :P
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 01:14 Post #306
:drinkup:
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 05:21 Post #307
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
oh sure be that way....I love my body :P


:lol: self esteem is a good thing

QUOTE(UncleBuck)
:drinkup:


Now that pic is a fucking crack up :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 17:52 Post #308
:drinkup:
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▫ Sep 19 2006, 23:57 Post #309
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
i thought this was a pics only thread????? yes im breaking the rule to ask the question...

Yes, that was the intention of this thread. But trying to impose rules on this site is harder than putting toothpaste back into the tube.
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▫ Sep 20 2006, 04:09 Post #310
QUOTE(closeup)
Yes, that was the intention of this thread. But trying to impose rules on this site is harder than putting toothpaste back into the tube.


and harder than finding any women Naraz has slept with :P
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 06:15 Post #311
QUOTE(bondiguy)
and harder than finding any women Naraz has slept with :P


hahahahahaha BAM :roflmao:
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 07:28 Post #312
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
hahahahahaha BAM :roflmao:


:lol: you are getting the hang of this place :thumbup:
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 20:37 Post #313
this is basically what bondi, gnappy, and jork would be doing if one of the RMM ladies was in her place....

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▫ Sep 21 2006, 20:44 Post #314
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
this is basically what bondi, gnappy, and jork would be doing if one of the RMM ladies was in her place....


You got it. Except substitute "Boanna" for "Banana"
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 20:58 Post #315
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18)
this is basically what bondi, gnappy, and jork would be doing if one of the RMM ladies was in her place....


so you're saying peeping in windows is somehow wrong? :huh:
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 21:07 Post #316
QUOTE(Gnappster)
so you're saying peeping in windows is somehow wrong?  :huh:

I thought I read somewhere that it's illegal in Canada for a dog to watch porn. Or maybe that's just to download it.
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 21:18 Post #317
QUOTE(closeup)
I thought I read somewhere that it's illegal in Canada for a dog to watch porn. Or maybe that's just to download it.


No you've got it all wrong.
It's illegal to get your dog to like peanut butter off your genitalia.

I guess the trip up north with Rover is out of the question now. :lol:
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 22:03 Post #318
QUOTE(Gnappster)
No you've got it all wrong.
It's illegal to get your dog to like peanut butter off your genitalia.

I guess the trip up north with Rover is out of the question now. :lol:


It that specific only to peanut butter or is cheese whiz included :ph34r:

Probably some Liberal Chretien Bill that got passed and cost us only 2 billion to implement or something
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 22:06 Post #319
QUOTE(UncleBuck)
It that specific only to peanut butter or is cheese whiz included :ph34r:

Probably some Liberal Chretien Bill that got passed and cost us only 2 billion to implement or something


it covers all spredable edibles.

I was at first wondering how you would have known about former PM Chretien and the gun registry, then remembered you are a canuck.

Most Americans only know about Prime Minister Tim Horton or Deputy PM Poutine.
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▫ Sep 21 2006, 23:03 Post #320
QUOTE(Gnappster)
it covers all spredable edibles.

I was at first wondering how you would have known about former PM Chretien and the gun registry, then remembered you are a canuck.

Most Americans only know about Prime Minister Tim Horton or Deputy PM Poutine.


Being a humble Albertan I never thought I would have to spell his name was worried about my french pronouncement

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hamburgersoft_chretien_heil_1_.jpg

I love Tims best donuts in town

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