What "props" Have You Used...

D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 16 2006, 16:55 Post #1

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Double D's

Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 16 2006, 16:59 Post #2

right left

body wash in the shower

bed sheet

never tried the "store bought" ones

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D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 16 2006, 17:01 Post #3

I like my pillow.......I call "her" Betty, she has all the right moves :ph34r:

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D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 16 2006, 17:02 Post #4

I used to fuck my moms couch when I was younger...I'd stick my dick inbetween the cushons and pretend it was my 7th grade teacher......yep, she was a big gal

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 16 2006, 17:18 Post #5

QUOTE(Assfucker)

I used to fuck my moms couch when I was younger...I'd stick my dick inbetween the cushons and pretend it was my 7th grade teacher......yep, she was a big gal

What happened when yer mom found out?

for me, just my left hand, or if I'm feeling naughty I cheat on lefty with righty

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D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 16 2006, 17:21 Post #6

QUOTE(Gnappster)

What happened when yer mom found out?

for me, just my left hand, or if I'm feeling naughty I cheat on lefty with righty

damn dood you're prude :haha:

My mom asked me what spilled inbetween the cushons

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C Cup

Member No.: 15211 Posts: 861 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 16 2006, 17:42 Post #7

QUOTE(Assfucker)

I used to fuck my moms couch when I was younger...I'd stick my dick inbetween the cushons and pretend it was my 7th grade teacher......yep, she was a big gal

Makes me look thin uh babe

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Double D's

Member No.: 1198 Posts: 4,656 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 16 2006, 17:46 Post #8

QUOTE(Blond Bombshell)

Makes me look thin uh babe

You just look GOOD BB!

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D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 16 2006, 17:53 Post #9

QUOTE(paybarraman)

You just look GOOD BB!

i agree with u on that one Payfirebushman

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 16 2006, 17:53 Post #10

QUOTE(Assfucker)

damn dood you're prude :haha:

well wtf, do you want me to use your hand instead??

QUOTE(Assfucker)

My mom asked me what spilled inbetween the cushons

What did you say..."Me"?

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D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 16 2006, 17:55 Post #11

QUOTE(Gnappster)

well wtf, do you want me to use your hand instead??
What did you say..."Me"?

No, try a jelly donut, or a baggie filled with lube :ph34r:

or something

no I said I spilled some food :drama:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 16 2006, 17:59 Post #12

QUOTE(Assfucker)

No, try a jelly donut, or a baggie filled with lube :ph34r:

or something

would heating up a watermelon in the oven and then fucking it count? :unsure:

QUOTE(Assfucker)

no I said I spilled some food :drama:

in your case, that probably isn't a lie

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 16 2006, 20:37 Post #13

QUOTE(Assfucker)

well thats a fine insult for he the ladies...making this thread for guys...

like we dont need to masturbate......

what do u think we are doin all day...cleaning and cooking??

this thread is just a plot to get us to come here and talk nasty. u dont really want to know what guys do anyway...

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Melon Master

Member No.: 14606 Posts: 28,387 Joined: 04/2006

▫ Jun 16 2006, 20:42 Post #14

QUOTE(boanna)

well thats a fine insult for he the ladies...making this thread for guys...

like we dont need to masturbate......

what do u think we are doin all day...cleaning and cooking??

this thread is just a plot to get us to come here and talk nasty. u dont really want to know what guys do anyway...

Well if it makes you feel better your included cause I was just about to say i use your pics ........ :2thumbsup:

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C Cup

Member No.: 13258 Posts: 785 Joined: 02/2006

▫ Jun 17 2006, 21:24 Post #15

im not a guy but ive been told by a few guys some of things they have once used. here are a few of the ones that stayed in my head....

-a rolled up sleeping bag
my best friend used to tightly roll a sleeping back and fuck the hole at the side... it wasnt his either and he never washed it, which was even funnier
-a bag of lube/jello
he said he somehow made a device that he stuck under his mattress and he would fuck the substance while it was tight in the mattress. haha
-a stuffed animal
my girlfriends brother actually stole her giant teddy bear, cut a hole in the crotch area and fucked it..... hahahaha

thats all i can recall. you guys have to get creative to make things seem/feel like pussy. we girls have it easy... phallic shapes are easy to find.....

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Training Bra

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▫ Jun 19 2006, 17:15 Post #16

i use a store bought little guy. putting in the couch cushions or under the matress is the best. only problem is about 2-3 inches pops out the back rubbing the couch and doesnt feal good. im in no way a "long" guy but they need to make them longer.

Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 19 2006, 17:22 Post #17

QUOTE(Gazmo)

i use a store bought little guy. putting in the couch cushions or under the matress is the best. only problem is about 2-3 inches pops out the back rubbing the couch and doesnt feal good. im in no way a "long" guy but they need to make them longer.

Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.

wouldnt it just be easier to find a woman who LIKES to do the fucking and sucking for you?

:ph34r:

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D Cup

Member No.: 14038 Posts: 1,236 Joined: 03/2006

▫ Jun 19 2006, 17:23 Post #18

QUOTE(Assfucker)

I like my pillow.......I call "her" Betty, she has all the right moves :ph34r:

tell them the truth. u call her boanna!

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D Cup

Member No.: 15153 Posts: 1,171 Joined: 05/2006

▫ Jun 19 2006, 17:25 Post #19

QUOTE(Gazmo)

Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.

*takes notes* :ph34r:

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Melon Master

Member No.: 2922 Posts: 10,702 Joined: 03/2005

▫ Jun 19 2006, 17:34 Post #20

QUOTE(Gazmo)

i use a store bought little guy. putting in the couch cushions or under the matress is the best. only problem is about 2-3 inches pops out the back rubbing the couch and doesnt feal good. im in no way a "long" guy but they need to make them longer.

Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.

is it gay if you're sucking your own dick?

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